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ikr3om the drunk, hoarder of chickpeas and macbooks. does stuff with data. also heavy user of sarcasm and common sense

[Dä Mö @mo3rki]

das ist mit abstand das dümmste, was mir je auf dieser plattform passiert ist. elmo hat fertig

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Congratulations to Elon Musk, the world's first assh000000000000le.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[George Noble @gnoble79]

POV: Investors watching their SpaceX stock after buying the largest loss-making IPO in history

[Der Postillon 📯 @Der_Postillon]

Trump droht Paraguay mit Strafzöllen, falls sie Gruppenspiel gegen USA gewinnen
https://t.co/g9speYhuRs
https://t.co/g9speYhuRs

[S. Leutenegger @salegen]

Wie auch immer diese unsägliche Abstimmung ausgeht, schulden wir unseren ausländischen Mitbewohnenden eine Entschuldigung dafür, dass sie das Gefühl bekommen haben, nicht dazu zu gehören. #Chaosinitiative #Nachhaltigkeitsinitiative

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Here’s what really happened.

[Dä Mö @mo3rki]

@Sandra76910531 eine verlorene (rechte) Seele...

[Ingwar Perowanowitsch @Perowinger94]

Das deutsche Rechtssystem in a nutshell:

Autofahrer rast mit 512 PS Mercedes AMG mit 98km/h durch Berlin, tötet einen Fußgänger, bepöpelt Zeugen und begeht Fahrerflucht.

Urteil: 22 Monate auf Bewährung.

Ein 65 jähriger Klimaaktivist blockiert wiederholt für 30 min. eine Straße, um die Gesellschaft für die Dringlichkeit der Klimakrise aufzurütteln.

Urteil: 22 Monate Knast ohne Bewährung

Autos blockieren wird in 🇩🇪 also härter bestraft als mit Autos Menschen töten. Absicht hin oder her. Niemand kann mir erzählen, egal ob links oder rechts, dass das in irgendeiner Form gerecht ist! Dieses System gehört grundlegend reformiert!

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

The fact that Pride month still pisses so many people off is exactly why we need Pride month

[Dä Mö @mo3rki]

@the_aeschli Ich finde, du bist auf dem Holzweg Marc, was bringt diese aufstacheln?
Als jemand, der beides hat und mit beidem den ÖV nutzt, kenne ich die Pain. Aber deswegen käme es mir im Traum nicht in den Sinn, Familien zu bestrafen. Oft stehen im dedizierten Wagen MENSCHEN im Weg, so!

[Simon Jacob🌹 @Simon_Jacob1]

Oh nein, während der Rush Hour sind die Züge voll😱

Das passiert zwar in ALLEN Ländern, aber lass uns das mal als Grund nehmen, um einer extrem und selbstzerstörerischen Initiative zuzustimmen!

Überfüllte Züge gibt es auch bei einer 5-Millionen Schweiz.

[Mykhailo Rohoza @MykhailoRohoza]

I never stop being amazed by them. Launching their “Birdhouse” — a strategic-class missile worth around $100 million, capable of carrying a nuclear warhead — at a garage complex in the Kyiv region.

Let’s calculate how much this night cost them.

One “Oreshnik” — roughly $100 million. Around ninety cruise and ballistic missiles: Kh-101s, Kalibrs, Iskander-Ks — at an average price of about $8 million each — that’s another roughly $720 million. Six hundred Shahed drones at $50,000 each — another $30 million. Plus fuel, launch platforms, maintenance, reconnaissance.

Total: around $850 million for a single night. Nearly a billion dollars.

And what did they get for that billion?

They hit garages in Bila Tserkva. Destroyed the “Kvadrat” shopping mall. Set the roof of a dormitory on fire in Darnytskyi district. Blew apart an entrance section of a five-story apartment building in Shevchenkivskyi district. Hit a market. A supermarket. A construction hypermarket in Obolon. Dropped debris onto the Valeriy Lobanovskyi Dynamo Stadium.

Two sleeping civilians killed. Fifty-six wounded, including children. Is this their strategic result for a billion dollars? This is their “special operation.” This is their “greatness.”

They cannot move forward on the battlefield. Cannot seize a single truly significant settlement. Cannot defeat the army of a country they promised to capture in three days four years ago. And in convulsions, in agony, in powerless rage, they strike residential neighborhoods at night — museums, markets, shops, garages.

Impotent on the battlefield, compensating for their failure with the number of munitions fired at sleeping civilians.

Blind evil and helplessness at the same time.

Monsters. Simply monsters. Rabid, paranoid lunatics with a nuclear button.

I have no other words left for them.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Tonight, the Russians struck Kyiv and other Ukrainian cities and communities. The largest number of missiles was directed at the capital – at ordinary residential buildings, at schools; they burned down a food market, one of Kyiv’s oldest markets. The Russian strike effectively destroyed the Chornobyl Museum, damaged the National Art Museum and the building housing the office of Germany’s ARD. As of now, 69 people have been reported injured in the capital. Tragically, two people were killed in this senseless Russian attack. My condolences to everyone who has lost family members and loved ones.

I have already spoken with the President of France and the Prime Minister of Norway. There will be further communication with our partners today. I am grateful to everyone who is not staying silent about what Russia is doing. They are waging war solely against our people – against our memory, our history, and everything that makes up normal human life. It is important that Russia understands that they will be held accountable for all these crimes.

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[Dä Mö @mo3rki]

junge was?

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

been obsessed with this maniac for a minute

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck you an infinite number of times.

[Dä Mö @mo3rki]

nume BMWs...

[Kantonspolizei Zürich @KapoZuerich]

Die Kantonspolizei Zürich führte im Limmattal Verkehrskontrollen mit dem Fokus auf lärmverursachende Autos durch. Wegen gravierender Verstösse gegen die technischen Anforderungen mussten 18 Personenwagen ausser Verkehr gesetzt werden.

https://t.co/75kbB9xPmG

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

They start a war with Iran, can't win it and then tell everyone "Europe needs the Strait of Hormuz more than we do. Let them board a ship. This is their war, not ours."
What a bunch of fucking idiotic losers.
THIS IS THE USA'S WAR.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Q: Guess who doesn't like #smokefl33t?
A: Adolf Titler