Riss.

Loner, loser, and complicated wreck. Hi 👋🏼

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

@MLAkrumel @study_til_theAM Wonder who that is

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

We all have that one friend.

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

@mikaela_guillen Gotta brush them off right back

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

@MLAkrumel Well what were you doing

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

Just gotta remember, life feels low right now but not Bald Britney low. I’ll be alright.

(No one bring clippers near me anytime soon k?).

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Me at work on October 1st

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Tia muttering "yes bitch, yes" is a MOOD #BachelorInParadise

[WCPO 9 @WCPO]

Sweet dreams, beautiful Cincinnati. Despite it all, we hope you stay strong, kind and determined to do good Friday and every day.

We love you.

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

I don’t understand why my dog hasn’t realized that the food he makes me hand-feed him from the couch is the same food that’s been sitting in his dog bowl all day 🙄

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

So I missed #BIP tonight but I just noticed it was 3 hours long and I’m just like whyyyyy. Now ya girl gotta watch FIVE flipping hours of this shit tomorrow 🙄😭 #BachelorInParadise

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Thanks for the Happy Labor Day emails, everyone I've ever bought anything from.

[christina rotondo @christinaroto]

my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

Just found a snake in my fern so brb going to burn my entire patio now.

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Fall, is it really you?
Pumpkin Spice Latte is back. #PSL

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

I’ve always loved how well-spoken @KendallPatrice is! Ugh my spirit animal #BachelorInParadise

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

Astrid run. RUN. Far away from a guy who admits he goes to therapy twice a week for not knowing wtf he wants. #BachelorInParadise

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

Is this the same Annaliese that cried from a traumatic bumper car incident #BachelorInParadise

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

Annaliese: “He’s 100% my type”.

Kamil: “actually I’m only 60/40”.

#BachelorInParadise

[Female Perspective @SheOpinion]

There should be a roller coaster named Annalise at Six Flags. #BachelorinParadise

[Snarkhilda Recapulet @SnarkhildaHT]

Eh, Annaliese will be crying by the end of the episode. #BachelorInParadise

[Riss. @moGthanyou]

KRYSTAL AND JENNA? calm your ovaries women!! #BachelorInParadise