مِيرزا

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[مِيرزا @moMirAb1]

I got whiplash while taking a shit 2020 actually not it at all

[17• @sergetrevorr]

Le temps que la télé se mette en marche, Manchester United est déjà mené 3-0 mdrrrrrrrrr

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

first in my bloodline to hear a politician say “you’re right, I’ve got to do better”

[J🇮🇪🇵🇸 @ringframe]

Comms team had him saying "nice to see him here anyway" within a minute lmaooo

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Gum technology has completely stagnated. No progression in decades. The flavor should last minimum 8 hours by now. Ludicrous

[El Inmortal 🇪🇸 @ElInmortal____]

El Mundial abrió los ojos al mundo.

Se acabó el debate.

[I am Oluwademilade 🇵🇹♥️💙 @___DeeeCR7]

Funny thing about this is that, Messi was still Mbappe's team mate when this happened. He is their captain, yet he stood there, watched his team mate get disrespected like that. I'm glad the entire world knows he is a rat

[SeaSnake @moyodre]

Messi is experiencing one week of CR’s last decade and suddenly it’s a “planned attack”

[♱ Teresa Sofia ♱ 🐇🍂 @sofiartworks]

Loitering gotta be the fakest crime ever. Fuck you mean people in the US can't just stand there. It sounds like something people would fabricate about North Korea

[JP @Jowl30]

Proper bunch of embarrassing cucks

[Talkin’ Jake @TalkinJake]

Just a tremendous effort by fellow short king referee to make sure the pic looks good

[K.Diallo ☭ @nyeusi_waasi]

They called his homeland a "shithole country" and barred him from entering the United States to support his national team. Now they profit from his legacy lol

[bella 🇵🇹 @ronaldoptgl]

Mfers didn’t show me enough Argentine tears on my screen. When it’s Ronaldo crying, they follow him for 10 mins to the locker room

[thefoodbae @TheF00dBae]

Can eat all the Assado they want, they’re getting the full English + extra beans on Wednesday

[jimmy @tobaccojuulpod]

First rape stoppage in UFC history incoming

[Ismail Kamdar @IsmailKamdar]

Once in a Jumah Khutbah on relationship advice, I advised men to take their wives out for dinner once a week as a way to strengthen the relationship.

After the khutbah, some young men approached me and asked me, "Is it wajib or mustahab to take your wife out once a week?"

I responded, "Neither, this is not Fiqh. This is just generic marriage advice."

They looked at me all confused. They could not think outside of Fiqh rulings. This is what Fiqh maximalism is doing to people's brains.

NOT EVERY LITTLE THING NEEDS A FIQH RULING!

[sinbad @sinbadplays]

I Genuinely believe you could punch a hole in his chest and he would still be walking you down

[｡･:*˚:✧｡ @il0vebugs]

jude bellingham coming back on the field after popping a viagra during the hydration break in the first half

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

Imagine meticulously planning your wimbledon fit for weeks or months, posting the whole process on IG, taking 400 fit pics, and strapping up your finest allocated swiss wristwear

Just to get mogged into oblivion by a walking reminder that you can't out-taste past a certain level

[blanc @dqveed]

one of the most outspoken haters of israel, on top of being bree van de kamp...she will always be famous