Mo Stache

I’m just bout that action boss

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@BoiMarket Maybe I'm jaded cuz they treat my street like a drag strip

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

FedEx drivers are the Nissan Altima drivers of the delivery industry

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@kind_wizird That flank steak slaps so hard

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@BoiMarket Found them under the seat in his tractor. Little guy gonna think Mo jrjr swiped

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

Mrs is out of town. This is what everyone would do right?

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@UncleJrue1 Thanks for the validation unc

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@BennyBurt5 @BoiMarket @carl_thegreat1 @kind_wizird He's gotta learn what a stacked deck is a some point

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@BoiMarket @SasquatchVinnie Shohei never had an errorless season

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@kind_wizird 💯 necessary

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@kind_wizird You need to be raising cane in there

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

Hypothetical:
Rory shows up to the member guest this year (+11 from the whites at highland) & gives @boymcguyerton 28 shots in match play. Who wins?

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@UncleJrue1 Could do 8 with no byes and the 1-4 seeds get to select their first round opponents out of the 5-8 seeds. Would be good tv

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@RonsGoodTweets Wtf Ron I better get an invite for 2026

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@BennyBurt5 Benny does a woodpecker peck wood?

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

Y'all don't tell Mrs Stache but I just came out g@mbling retirement

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@RonsGoodTweets @BoiMarket Boi doesn't want to wreck the sweat equity he's been earning at PF

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@boymcguyerton @69coleslaw don't know what collusion is! I've never heard of it!! Sounds like Slaw might be on to somethin tho

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@RonsGoodTweets @DilboBabbins @BoiMarket H8ers

[Mo Stache @mo_stash]

@DilboBabbins don't let @BoiMarket or @RonsGoodTweets see this

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

"I put Auburn right now, as far as the four in the SEC, I actually put them at the top of the heap."

–@PeterBurnsESPN on how desirable the Auburn football head coaching position ranks 📈