Moanike'ala ❦

Courtney from Hooters on peachtree

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I’ll never forget you my sweet girl. I’ll see you soon on the rainbow bridge 🌈

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Fathers do everything on Father’s Day except put a ring on some of these women’s fingers 😂

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Boomers shouldn’t be allowed to do the self service kiosk at the post office. Awiwi

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Kourtney trying to be in her mom era when Kendall rated her the worst mother out of all her sisters is comical

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Things that will put me into labor:
1. My toddlers

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I’m all for educational television for toddlers but Shrek will forever be an exception

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I’m sorry but Clarke & Andreina look like men to me

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The Hawaiian names trend on tiktok is pissing me off cuz tell whyyyy are so many of you spelling your own name wrong #palanaio

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It makes me so sad when 40+ year olds don’t know how to spell ☹️

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Money can buy you insurance, but it can’t buy you health. Money can buy you a Rolex, but it can’t buy you time. Money can buy you a house, but it can’t buy you a home ⚡️

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Okay but if tiktok shuts down what am I going to do to decompress before bed

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If you want a rom com to make you cry, watch midnight sun on Netflix. Hurry it leaves December 31st

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Honestly if I had a superpower, I’d want to be able to find all the missing bodies from cold cases & alike to bring closure to families

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Does anyone know someone that makes card boxes for parties?

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If Ed Hardy is making a comeback I will not be participating

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What does Whitney think when she walks in her closet

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‘Bumbai you learn’ is the local version of ‘fuck around & find out’ lol

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Trying to clean your house with a toddler & baby is not for the weak. Or the strong. This shit’s hard

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A sign of emotional maturity is being able to delay pleasure

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I hope I was a good mom today

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We discipline to teach, not to punish.