Moaraj Hasan

Free range scientist, saag fed. I build longevity focused products and companies

[Paarug Sethi @paarugsethi]

all timer

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Class action immediately

[Louise 🔸 @LeRoyDesCimes]

when i email americans i always put more exclamation points, out of respect for their culture

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

A child and a donkey together. The world holds nothing sweeter. When my final day comes, let me be watching my grandchild like this, and I will close my eyes softly.

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[arson @desi0re]

always happy to help

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

data center ? why dont you date a women

[Moaraj Hasan @moaraj]

god bless them both

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone

[.dwgo🇹🇷🇦🇷 @davidswagoo]

her titties make the pain go away that’s a perky set.

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from a man. It feels good until you look down and realize you are gay.