Chris Mitchell

[Chris Mitchell @moatie2000]

@Tesho13 Loading dock?

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I stand by this.

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49ers win it if Kyle Shanahan puts a curve in his hat. 40 year-olds don't flat bill.

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@BlakeHHarris He better not pitch before the 3rd inning or after the 7th if he wants to play in a packed Dodger Stadium.

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@_Bethesdad @ChrisJBakke Why did you divide by 2?

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@swrightKC @staubio "Shuttle" is how one gets from their car to their destination. "Bus" is how poor people get from their neighborhood to their destination. I think "shuttles" could be very successful for a downtown Royals stadium.

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@JimmyConrad @tyler_adams14 @USMNT @LUFC I mean... will it age as nicely as this beaut?

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@UberFacts Choosing what's for dinner.

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@engineers_feed Mosquitoes

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@staubio How about a floating Yoda street performer?

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@JeffSpeckFAICP @mattyglesias Copenhagen will prove that you don't need towers to create a perfect density.

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@pammilpr @sarahparvini @laura_nelson If you've ever had a Hot Pocket you'd understand the brilliance behind this positioning.

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@Reuters More proof that dogs are better than people.

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@KittieGianelli @ChadPergram Scalia's seat was open for 422 days before Gorsuch was sworn in. The world kept on spinning.

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@ChadPergram If we are going to have a Congressional Hair Police, why didn't we start with Trey Gowdy?

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49ers win it if Kyle Shanahan puts a curve in his hat. 40 year-olds don't flat bill.

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I wonder if any Forensics 101 professors use Cheetos to demonstrate how easily DNA can transfer across surfaces.

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@GevenSarcia Just had a close call at the marked crosswalk at 3rd and Main. I confronted the driver and passenger and they clearly thought we were in the wrong for not yielding to a car. Time for more stop signs and pedestrian safeguards.

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@Beertheist I'm convinced that's standard operating procedure at this point. Has happened more times at Alamo than they should admit.

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@JasonMalaschak @WhattheForquer @FSKansasCity @tmi3rd @SportingKC @YouTubeTV YouTube TV subscribers can watch via the Fox Sports Go app.

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@schmangee Depends on whether or not the Civics all have noisy aftermarket exhaust systems.