Morgan Bontz

Find what you love and let it kill you

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

@_MariePace MA’AM.

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

Hi @shakeshack it’s cold in NYC and our delicate hands are freezing holding your delicious shakes..... will you pleeeaase put hot chocolate on the menu so I still have the dexterity to pick up my cheese fries?

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

@britbarrera8 YES MAAM 👯‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

I was having a bad day but this kid on the subway is crying because he wants to go home and watch Guy’s Grocery Games

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

@britbarrera8 @milenapribic I’ll never stop

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

Wtf is bitcoin 👵🏻

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

Am I the only one who seems to spend 3/4 of my time in Clear Lake at HEB

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

@_stevenhanley 1000% yes

[Anders Holm @ders808]

Cool vampire costume!
Actually I’m Jared Kushner.
Oh... Cool Jared Kushner costume.
No, I’m Jared Kushner.
(turns into bat, flies off).

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

@milenapribic @terminal_avenue Never felt more Canadian ❤️

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

This is wonderful. https://t.co/dMZlFPAZ4R

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Next Sunday Mike & Karen Pence will spend $223 billion taxpayer dollars to fly to the moon for 15 minutes & yodel the N word at an apple pie

[Chris Schleicher @cschleichsrun]

It's that time of year again where I remind you all that there's no evidence in the text that the Monster Mash takes place on Halloween. It's just a fun party for monsters that could be in April for all we know.

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

I'm going to develop a festival snorkel for short folks that reaches fresh air above the body odor weed smoke layer

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

@britbarrera8 Oh

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

Hopping back on twitter for a hot sec to say that Trump is an absolute embarrassment

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

That is a pic of me..... https://t.co/RyeeuryyxY

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ https://t.co/mltWzfWvWg

[Morgan Bontz @mobontz]

All I want for my birthday is for winter to die