Old Lady Green Beans

Humanist. Bacon Lover. Capricorn. Real life melanated Daria Morgendorffer. Ride the Maverick.

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First it was rap lyrics. Now they have Alex Trebek saying 90's R&B lyrics on @Jeopardy 😂

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@AmeshiaCross @naansequitur

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@KevOnStage Time to get a walking stick.

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@BootsRiley I'll be at the Alamo today!

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@Judnikki @ReaganGomez 🎶Black Acting School!!!🎶

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@KevOnStage Sir, you need to get your tubes tied. Ask Tony Baker for the number and schedule that appointment. Respectfully.

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look 60, and some of them look 30. All the bases are covered when you are in your early 40s.

[q @sxarlights]

drunk janine finally going after ava 😭😭 #AbbottElementary

[Brandon M. Scott @MayorBMScott]

My name is Brandon Scott and I approve this message!

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@LqLana I was just in Iceland last month with 20 black women and we didn't have any issues.

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@Meezy_93 Nordstrom Rack has coats on sale. Check out the brand Noize. They have coats that keep you warm in -20 degree weather.

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@NickCho My Burger King used to ask if I wanted one, now they give me one with my order. That lady was just doing her job.

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@TheBaddestMitch Nooooo! This is crazy!

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@G33kyMick It was sooo good!

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@TheBaddestMitch My parents got married on 5.6.78 and I think it's so cute!

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@iB_ALioN @IAmShannonAli These kids don't clean on the weekend so they weren't listening to neo soul. They have filthy rooms or parents who clean up after them. I'm still traumatized by the girl with an ash headboard.

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@Meezy_93

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@honeyyyxliya @KevOnStage Yes!

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

FRIED CHICKEN!!!

[Kay @KaylarWill]

I was in the middle of a video and they snatched the app from me?!