Michael Martinelli

bird law specialist || H.M.S. 17 || 1/5 ANGUS

[Michael Martinelli @mocha_mike_]

I want the jersey in the rafters

[Adam @AdamThaSportFan]

Lots of things can be said about that movie's plot and yet the least believable thing in it is the idea of Hines ward returning a kick for a touchdown

[🕷️Tanner🕷️ @Tanner_Slavin]

How do I rock a Green Lantern shirt without looking like Sheldon Cooper?

[edgyalbert @edgyalbert]

Which one is most appropriate for a first date

[Pokemon On X @PokemonOnX]

This would go hard as a mystery dungeon game

[Pluto @HelloFromPluto]

fuck. lebron saw his shadow. 6 more weeks of waiting.

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

Where is Thanasis? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[Hayden @HaydunnOfficial]

Champions on mobile is dangerous because it’s too easily accessible. I’m off 3 beers pulling up to the ladder with complete nonsense

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

My watch has ended.
Thanks for everything.

[Gordon Damer @gordondamer]

Ernie Johnson doing highlights: “That should’ve been a flagrant. If it was called he’d sit game 6.”

Charles Barkley “He can still sit game 6”

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Bro please look at Shaq & Chuck the whole time

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

The disrespectful dunk with 4 seconds left. Boy I fuckin love it. Hate is back.

[Kamenetzky Brothers @KamBrothers]

JaVale, on telling Caruso to wear the headband: "I just had a vision. And when I saw that vision of what he could be, visually, I made it happen. I told him to get the haircut, also. Haircut. Headband. What happened? He went out there and flew. Like the eagle that he is." AK

[Tit Fisto | CEO of Kit Fisto @titfisto]

cumpoota take me to da liqua store

[mack CARS 20TH ANNIVERSARY @sithstrings]

after trying to get ahsoka to join him, then devon, maul probably had a hard as fuck time with that so he was like ok next apprentice gotta be WAY more of a dumbass. and boom ezra bridger

[TodayinTOR 🟢 @TodayinTor]

Pure pazaak

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

Bron to Bronny lob in the playoffs only lob MJ threw his son was Larsa Pippen

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

BREAKING — The Faith Militant’s Jaden Ivey, who was recently stripped of his knighthood, has sent a raven saying:

I knew no gods, old nor new. When I came to King’s Landing I lay with women in the pleasure houses of Flea Bottom, drank until the morn came.

That was the world I knew. After won tilts, I felt as though the realm itself had been laid at my feet.

[✯ Luxe ✯ @luxeprogressive]

I’m begging you to watch the part where Pete puts his hand on the imaginary “throttle” and says “as long as it’s hard as is necessary” and watch Trump raise his eyebrows LMAO

[Kerrcarr 🌘🟡🌘🌘 (🔴)🌘 🟡🌘🌘🌘 @Kerrcarr01]

I have two Lego boba Fett’s so I decided to mix up the parts to make a best of both worlds, which also leaves me with a total dripless chud boba fettlet