Mockeys Mum

Hi I'm Mockey's mum aka @mickeycatts. I've been giving out 50p blow jobs down elland lane since 1995.

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

@Wards187 @savegrassroots @Calderdale what you been to now wardy?

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

@B_attle as a welcome to the @EllandAllstars I'm offering you and that Shane ward looking mother fucker 25% of my Elland lane blowies.

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

WHO DID THIS! 😅😂

[Just Eat UK @JustEatUK]

♫ You and me - pad thai lovers ♫ RT and Like by 5pm, could win you £25 voucher this #TakeawayTuesday

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

@conn_orbell you was hanging out of my arse last night slick #rightinthepoopshoot

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

oh finally had a fav off that skinny hunk @Chris_Leigh9. I've got some pipes that need looking at if your interested?

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

@MickeyCatts apparently the allstars had to draft @JLG_1990 in at right back. #freeblowieforjordan

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

Can't believe I've just had to pick are mockey up @MickeyCatts. Crying because he didn't want to play right back.

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

@JLG_1990 oh hello cheeky, bag I morrisons car park. Bring a couple of quid

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

I rang @chappell_will and said I had a special deal on. Didn't think he'd fake an injury an drive to mine. #hornygargoyle

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

When chunk @brearley_d found out I was doing the blowy deal Steve Evans https://t.co/ja9u01gE0m

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

Weirdo @conn_orbell made me dress like this and said he wanted to stretch me. #fetishfreak #chippanhair #seagal

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

Embarrassed are mockey @MickeyCatts took his litter tray to training and put it in the corner whilst practising drills #poopeverywhere

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

@MickeyCatts should raise enough to send you back to california #queenrubberdick

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

Found this lovely old school pic of our mockey @MickeyCatts

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

For gods sake mockey @MickeyCatts what have I told you

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

@MickeyCatts @Haighy86 mockey leave my customers alone. I'm saving up 50p's to send you back to california.

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

@brearley_d meet me at the back of the container in the rec Barry Fry. I will do you a deal. 2 blowies for a £1 or 50p each

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

@Haighy86 @Swevosmum know her well, we use to play conkers together.

[Mockeys Mum @mockeysmum]

@pete_noble94 everydays a "wank" day for me. Special on wanks - 2 for £3