Badger Kickstorm

Humanity Apologist

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@Pixiethegator I would more readily eat a lemon than an apple.

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Gonna watch my home team get creamed

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Remember the password, "bingo bingo bongo bongo I love you Alonzo."

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Left Seattle in 31° weather only to arrive to 28° weather in Cancun, WTF

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I'm in Mexico and suddenly all my Twitter ads are in Spanish 😮

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Can't complain

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I've been awake (cried during in flight movie clerks 3) hours

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I'm the one who will go to a sushi place and be content to only eat unagi. I'll get like six things of unagi and there's two in each thing!

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Phone camera higher def than my scanner 😑

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It's cool and comforting that I can watch a string of music videos from my youth on @youtubemusic and count the dead musicians.

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@blarglecopter I could drink a bottle of scotch for a third the physical effects.

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Do I really miss MySpace or do I just miss being 24?

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Hard to believe a super oddball could be both surprise and unexpected

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Funniest possible thing would be Joe Biden declaring Twitter too big to fail and nationalizing it

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"Where'd the bones go??"

-Slogan for the Bone Man

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If there are astronauts why not ghosts?

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Finished Kaguya-sama Wants a Confession and I'm not crying, you're crying.

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How much do you tell yourself your life is enriched by the little conversations you have with strangers?

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OK ouch

[Adam Warlock @AdamWar63808145]

Dilbert being cancelled in a bunch of newspapers is kinda like Blockbuster saying they're not going to carry the new Will Smith movie.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Age Milestone Privileges https://t.co/PqZRC6hNO5