MT

Swimming in the soup. If you think humour is an aphrodisiac hit follow.

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@deemadigan @Telstra Had similar problem with Optus. Bombed the CEO’s LinkedIn fireside chat about how much they valued their customers. It took two posts 12 hours apart before the phone started ringing and was overwhelmed with assistance form Optus and NBN.

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@rayiw2 @ToniSmith_UK @bobette20898402 What’s a “plandemic”?

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@bobette20898402 $35 a head? What are they serving? Shit and water?

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@BethanyinCBR The pitchfork is up his arse

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@aferalintellect @jbnotbeiber I can’t see a butterfly

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@om_eye_goodness Great frame. Fill it with light and hope and knowledge and wonder and …

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@ItsBouquet The explosive diarrhoea usually spews from his mouth 🤮

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@KaylaChowShow Operate a mangle

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@aferalintellect Great shot

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@aferalintellect Yep, really noticed your hair 🙄

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@couriermail One too many syllables in her surname.

[Chris @ChrisIcreative]

Painting the country khaki! How far will this man go to win this election. Instead of talking about the flood emergencies and other national issues he chooses to poke the dragon. Demand more than smoke and mirrors.

https://t.co/M4113Qx41v

[MT @mockturtle1952]

Winkin’, Blinken and Nod

[MT @mockturtle1952]

The ultimate kick in the teeth. I’m a Victorian who all through this pandemic has done what the Govt has asked and endured the lockdowns. What’s been the point if we allow this belligerent jock to make lite of our rules. Sickening! Dan, you’ve lost me. https://t.co/4xY0hvuMBH

[Lᴏʀᴅ CopOut26 💙 @LordofWentworth]

This is going straight to the pool room

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@Trixie_Boo Title for his biography

[Michael Pascoe @MichaelPascoe01]

One for the anti-vaxxers...

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@SamanthaC77

[Tanya Plibersek @tanya_plibersek]

This Labor legend would’ve been 92 today.

The father of Medicare, and a great Labor Prime Minister. We miss him.

[MT @mockturtle1952]

@murpharoo @annefdavies The Trump strategy. Denigrate all who oppose you. What a terrible white anting excuse for a leader he is.