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Ride Fast, Pull Up, Sniff Sprue Glue

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@but_cyclists Truth. I have decided to get a camera or two for Christmas. I have had enough of it.

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@Sandford_Police The swans on the cut near me. Aggressive piss takers they are, they hate cyclists. Next ride, I’m taking Amanda with me.

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@but_cyclists I think the tractor driver needed to dodge the same cyclist, on same bridge. #bloodycyclist , when will they learn 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😅 #shitdrivers

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@KaschkeJohanna @FNameLotsOfNos @CityPoliceCops Goodness me. If any of those factor are not perfect or corrected, that person probably should not be driving. The duty of care is to protect the most vulnerable, that often isn’t the person in the metal box.

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@TamiyaUK @starwars @F1 @ScuderiaFerrari @McLarenF1

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@TamiyaUK @starwars @F1 @ScuderiaFerrari @McLarenF1 And this one. Not Star Wars.

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@PhilipDeMarzo @BCNtweet @BlackCyclistBCN You think it is needed? The club I’m a member of is almost entirely white and male.

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@Mad_1nventor @TfL Well played, good on you.

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@MikeyCycling 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@realcycling @MikeyCycling Oh yes. I also once purchased a permit to cycle alongside the Grand Union canal - no one ever checked that either.

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@MikeyCycling @vanWildgoose @theJeremyVine Lovely response. Great quotes. Hopefully that will put an end to any wild goose chase.

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@damm1971 @TheSecretFF999 @NFCC_FireChiefs @fbunational @SimTrainerUK @UCLan @CR_UK @SU2C Exactly. Many manufacturers recommend a controlled burn.

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@jbbandos @BicycleBenUK We don’t understand each other here. I was worried you have lost yours whilst making a point about it in your bio. I ride bikes, I don’t need to worry about inner child status and don’t feel the need to tell anyone about it. 😂🤷🏻‍♂️ You fret about helmets and other peoples choices😢

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@jbbandos @BicycleBenUK Just an annoying child 😂

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@DouthyM74 @cale905 @RAF_Luton Pot Pourri Rodney. I don’t remember ever getting on the train to Paris, but I’ve definitely been there.

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@ATRightMovies You got shocks, pegs, lucky…..

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@NoContextBrits £80.085 must be.

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@loc8awakeapp @lucullus @MikeyCycling @waitrose But to be fair, we all come here to have a look 👀

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@Independent No change there then 🤷🏻‍♂️