VoModelmYr ZelenskyY™

Fully charged for Ukraine, democracy, and premium-grade dictator mockery. #NAFO #SmokeFleet 🇺🇦

[VoModelmYr ZelenskyY™ @modelyzelensky]

@AntiTrumpCanada He’s such a hilariously pathetic little cunt.

[julie k. brown @jkbjournalist]

New: What we have learned -- and what remains a mystery -- about the Jeffrey Epstein case seven years later. https://t.co/sbalV5ton2

[VoModelmYr ZelenskyY™ @modelyzelensky]

@NASAhistory I was there 🥳 (well, ~12 miles away in Titusville, but still awesome 👍🏻)

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

ICE shot and killed another person yesterday and it barely made the news.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

I certainly don’t trust her. But MTG is lighting them up. 💥

[Ellie Leonard🇺🇦 @RedPencilScript]

Why is TMZ showing us more than the DOJ

[VoModelmYr ZelenskyY™ @modelyzelensky]

The orange couch must’ve been JD’s backup when his future boss was busy with the girls.

[TMZ @TMZ]

https://t.co/HbYiN62n5c

[VoModelmYr ZelenskyY™ @modelyzelensky]

@Scarletkoito333 Only to the cockroach.

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

Don’t let the story fade.

Don’t let the survivors be forgotten.

Release the complete Epstein files.

[(((Tendar))) @Tendar]

Trump asking whether he (President Zelenskyy) would go to Moscow, who then responds:

„It is difficult to go to Moscow thanks to the many Ukrainian drones. (…) It is too dangerous.“

I almost fell from my chair laughing.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

CNN’s extreme leftwing bias exposed

[Kevin Gaughen 🇺🇸 @gaughen]

Thanks for the info, anonymous Reddit fella. Boy, it sure would be a shame if something happened to those three plants. 🤔

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Elvis called me this morning. We spoke for, maybe, 20 minutes or so. He was kind of upset at first: He's been watching a lot of cable news lately, and he said he'd heard Trump wanted to take over his old mansion in Memphis and tear it down and build a huge casino resort there.

Initially I was confused, but then I remembered his hearing isn't so great at 91, especially after all the concert tours and everything else he's been through. I explained: “Elvis, it's okay. The old orange hound dog in the White House is after *Greenland*, not Graceland.”

He was so relieved. Said he’d pass that on to Lisa Marie.

Anyway, our 20-minute convo ended on an optimistic note. He mentioned he was trying to lose all that weight he gained in the ’70s, but the GLP-1s he had tried hadn't worked for him. Turns out St. Peter got him a compassionate use exemption for that new experimental Eli Lilly drug, you know, the one you can get if you're really old and have a lot of pull. Says the pounds are just melting off now, he's been working with a personal trainer, and will be back on his Harley and back on tour really soon!!

[VoModelmYr ZelenskyY™ @modelyzelensky]

@iocmedia Sick

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell this morning. He told me his biggest regret is not voting to convict Trump after Jan. 6. We both agreed America would be in a much better place today if he had.

He’s looking forward to spending his final months in the Senate making Trump’s life as miserable as possible.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Mitch McConnell will keep ‘working remotely’ while recovering until Aug 8, followed by his surprising but peaceful death—just late enough under Kentucky rules to avoid a special election.

[VoModelmYr ZelenskyY™ @modelyzelensky]

@SawyerMerritt That seems like a really bad driveway design

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

"I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.”

[VoModelmYr ZelenskyY™ @modelyzelensky]

@ABC The word you’re looking for is “lied”.

[VoModelmYr ZelenskyY™ @modelyzelensky]

@ScottJenningsKY I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky, by Ouija board. He said you’re full of shit.