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All the horrifying stereotypes of modern life corralled into a turn-based card game for the mustily nostalgic and the existentially angry!

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

Something’s stirring.... something’s ALIVE! #lockdownhumour #modernhorrors

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

Only a handful of tickets left for the return of Fit to Burst now! Get in quick! Marvel at the ravages of time! Gasp at the elastic dignity of sketch veterans! Most importantly - have a laugh eh? @petegold_ https://t.co/5g1UKrkOf9

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

YOINK!!

The return of enormous sketch comedians FIT TO BURST has SOLD OUT so we’re putting on a SPECIAL BONUS SHOW! 6pm 27 Apr - get in quick!!

Tix at https://t.co/5g1UKrkOf9

@petegold_ @Flukeshot #comedy

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

Modern Life, 2016-2023 - or, Scream If You Want to Go Faster.

#cartoon #procreate #thescream #munch #existentialangst

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

Some men with their arms up blue birds, dream of being as funny as other men with their arms up blue birds.
#elonmusk #rodhull #twitter #emu #pinkwindmill #cartoon #britishcomedy #theressomebodyatthedoor

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

New Modern Horror? “The Clap” ... clapping into eternity, clapping for ever...? Power: empty symbolism? Clap clap clap till your hands fall off.

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

Repeating for the record #TrumpCoupAttempt

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

We’re going to have to do one about Michael Gove and scotch eggs hey? Probably still be arguing about it as the lorries pile up in Kent in a month.

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

For the morning crowd - and before she nicks yer dinner money on the way into school - Priti “Unintentional Bullying” Patel. #PritiPatel #BullyPatel #satire #toptrumps #modernhorrors #Tories #brexit

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

A new Modern Horror! Priti Awful. Priti Smirky. Priti “Gripper” Patel. #PritiPatel #DrawPritiPatel @MartinRowson #BullyPatel #bullying

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

THANK GOD. Won’t miss drawing your orange face one iota you satsuma fascist! #biden2020

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

And bloody hell there’s more. The full Trump “career”. #DrawDonaldTrump @MartinRowson

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

It’s a full Trump set of terrible Trump trump cards. #DrawDonaldTrump @MartinRowson I hope never to draw the tangerine bladder again.

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

Donald’s Scat Man. The VP. A number Two. Talking so much crap the flies land. #mikepence #veep #vp #vpdebate #donaldtrump #fly #pencefly #dumptrump #poo #satire #toptrumps #cartoon

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

Well we’re going to HAVE to do this eh?

[BBC North America @BBCNorthAmerica]

"The fly"

For approximately two minutes a fly landed on Vice-President Mike Pence's head during the #VPDebate

It's now one of the most talked about moments of the entire debate

https://t.co/l87kGouFGb

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

This is a great thread to expunge your Tim Martin anger (yes we’re mentioned in it)

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

It’s the Super Spreader! Run for your lives (to vote the f*cker our!) #TrumpCovid19 #modernhorrors

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

@MartinRowson For #DrawTimMartin All Hail the Utter Spoon

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

Lost lockdown Modern Horror rediscovered! All hail the Nation’s PE Teacher and his overconfident middle-aged followers! #joewicks #bodycoach #aerobics #pe #cartoon #toptrumps #sprainedsomething #satire #horror

[modernhorrorsuk @modernhorrorsuk]

Worth remembering the Saint of #SuperSaturday also - St Timothy of BrexitWorzelSpoons #boozsendeath