Kate Thomas

Married, parent to a doodle,and trying to figure out how to be a proper adult.

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@btransatlantic This was totally a Mika song in 2007, right?? Like do any of the gals making those tik toks know this?? I try to be like Grace Kelley…🎶

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@btransatlantic But seriously…is she a wizard?! I’m a SAHM, I’ve got a five year old and a 4mo old, and by 5pm daily I’m like “omg somebody help I’m in over my head.”

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@btransatlantic Fake news.

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@Matt_BlowoutTV @PGATOUR @TimHortons @coreconn Lolz 🍗🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@AboveThePole @ReeseW @BreMadigan

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@mindykaling And brace yourself for the rage that will follow if you choose the wrong one! 🤣

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@ReeseW @everodsky Last night I had my husband sit w/me while I wrapped. He can’t wrap worth a lick (bless), but he could hand me things and keep me company. Def lowered my tension a bit! ❤️

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@ReeseW Their looks clearly indicate that you have a treat in your hand. 😂

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@ReeseW Also how I feel when I use Costco’s new shopping carts. 🤣

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@ReeseW Meg Murray. Hermione. Nancy drew.

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@OafishKatie I kind of remember watching it and thinking it was funny, but I never became super obsessed the way everyone seems to be. And I definitely don’t feel compelled to re watch it now!

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

“All’s well that ends well to end up with you // swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover.” — taylorswift
❤️🧡💛💚💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Where my #Swifties at? 🙋🏻‍♀️🤣 I am obsessing over her latest album—it might be my favorite… https://t.co/zkhB1RTX7x

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@GreenFashonista This does not bode well for my “try not to eat a million calories at chik fil a” goals 😬🤣

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@Matt_BlowoutTV 😘🎂🍪

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@IncredibleCulk @Matt_BlowoutTV 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

And that’s a wrap on Stage Mom—I mean, Dance Camp 2019! 🤣 I am so very proud of our little ballerina—that giant smile on her face as she danced her heart out was totally worth all the rushing around this week.… https://t.co/dR9gyG8CcE

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@allatimer I get it! This year felt even more overwhelming, because I saw a lot of people pushing the nsale AND prime day. Too much.

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@allatimer I’m also curious about all the ones who posted “try on sessions.” Tbh, I haven’t looked into them, but I’ve always wondered—are they making money off affiliate links for stuff they try on, but don’t buy?!

[Kate Thomas @modernkate]

@allatimer Love this! 🙌🏻 I had to unfollow a lot bc I can’t deal with multiple posts a day telling me to buy more stuff. It was making me feel less than because I can’t be shopping all the time.