modernvagrant

Everybody in the club touch my balls

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It's fun having a corpse and his undead friends running the most powerful country on Earth. I just hope that all of the slaves Chuck Grassley owned prior to the Civil War lived good lives once he was forced to set them free. 2/2

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It's amazing to me that 89-year-old Chuck Grassley probably can't drive to the supermarket to buy milk without putting the lives and glass storefronts of everyone in Iowa at risk, yet he'll be among the most powerful people in America until he's 95 years old. That's fun. 1/2

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@Robber_Baron_ @benshapiro Where's that Y axis label? You hack. Wouldn't expect anything else from Ben Shapiro, the biggest bullshitter with the best diction.

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@laurenboebert It's also not true, you fucking blowhard. In-person mail-in ballots were counted btw Oct 23-Nov 3 and aren't on the Oct 23 count referenced here. But you already knew that, since your entire existence is one giant publicity scam.

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@YouTube @YouTubeCreators maybe you can help?

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@warnermusic can you maybe let this one slide? Lots of people in the US who want to join in mourning with this wonderful family.

#mollysteinsapir
@SnowleopardPaw

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@warnermusic can you maybe let this one slide? Lots of people in the US who want to join in mourning with this wonderful family.

#mollysteinsapir
@SnowleopardPaw

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@DSweitzer @therecount Wow what petty bullshit. You must be fun at parties.

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@RzstProgramming

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@PizzaInn_Inc @HawleyMO @SenRonJohnson @tedcruz @KLoeffler @Perduesenate @SenatorLankford @SteveDaines @SenJohnKennedy @MarshaBlackburn @SenatorBraun @CynthiaMLummis @SenatorMarshall @BillHagertyTN @TTuberville @realDonaldTrump @GregAbbott_TX @ericswalwell @AnnCoulter @GeorgePapa19 "totally non-partisan election reform" *proceeds to tag every Republican talking head douche in America*

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@laurenboebert But wait how come you and your gLoCk weren't able to repel the attackers?

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@laurenboebert This is the corniest fucking thing I have ever seen. Does anyone have any self-awareness at all anymore? Who cares about your gun. Go do your job and shut the fuck up.

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@IGN Well thanks for ruining the FUCKING surprise

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@terencessb The fucking "ding dong" of the door right after the impact just adds to the absolute plethora of joy this video brought me. Absolutely got what he deserved.

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#Shutterpunk2077

I win, right?