Modest Potist

Motivational Speaker.

[Modest Potist @Modest_Potist]

@DSCDPAdmin Kermit Kush

[Modest Potist @Modest_Potist]

If we're not calling the moons of Uranus dingleberries then why are we even here?

[WBIR Channel 10 @wbir]

Astronomers spot new tiny moons around Neptune and Uranus https://t.co/P5fSIxky9k

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I rebuke you, devil.

[Greg Fitzsimmons @GregFitzShow]

#SuperBowl Sunday is here and you can make your picks at https://t.co/pzCXiq5ncC and win a Cookie! Stories from the #GRAMMYs parties, armageddon in LA and how the Boomers are draining the economy.

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@gibbonstime

[Greg Fitzsimmons @GregFitzShow]

Is Taylor Swift an embedded agent? Are “Legging Legs” not as sexy as we thought? Will Deadheads lose their minds at The Sphere in Vegas? These questions and more on this week’s Sunday Papers.

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@wbir @JeremyFaison4TN was asked to resign after his failed ref pantsing episode yet he still remains employed by the state. Our elected officials, all of them, are fucking trash.

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Forrest Gump hill, Arizona. Or it might be in Utah, I don't remember and refuse to look it up.

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@wbir Snowflake.

[Greg Fitzsimmons @GregFitzShow]

A woman smokes pot and stabs a man 108 times, Oregon rethinks legal drugs, Taylor Swift is NOT nude, and Vince McMahon is not the good guy we all thought he was.

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@DSCDPAdmin It's looking more and more like a documentary every day

[Greg Fitzsimmons @GregFitzShow]

A man loses his head in Colorado, Kelce’s family hates Taylor and Kelly Osbourne apologizes to Mexicans.

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@wvlt I've asked TVA to kiss my ass but they're not complying so I guess it's a stalemate

[Greg Fitzsimmons @GregFitzShow]

Orthodox Jews are tunneling under Brooklyn, Christians are tearing through the Constitution and Epstein is behind the fall of more perverts. We defend Jo Koy and Daniel Tosh and attack Belichick.

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@RepTimBurchett Republicans, too.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Bernie Sanders has said:

This is what oligarchy is about. Today just 3 Wall Street firms, BlackRock, Vanguard & State Street manage $20.7 trillion in assets. These 3 firms are major shareholders in 95% of S&P 500 companies.

[Greg Fitzsimmons @GregFitzShow]

We pay off our predictions and death pool for the year and guess who wins? The Epstein list is revealed and a dog shits out thousands of dollars in cash. Old ladies are posing nude and Kimmel fights back.

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@truestreetmedia What did Congressman @RepTimBurchett say about Bigfoot and aliens? He seems more interested in those topics than helping the people of East Tennessee.

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@MarkNagi There'll always be Applebee's

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@RepTimBurchett You are part of the problem.

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@wvlt It's disheartening to know these are our only options.