joe cool

kindness always pays double

[َ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Elmo @elmo]

Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. https://t.co/uts7JpJZzN

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Here are the secret war plans of the United States. Reply STOP to opt out of these texts.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

👀 You have got to be kidding me.

https://t.co/IhhvFvw6DG

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

That’s a shame. If your Republican representative won’t meet with you because their agenda is so unpopular, maybe a Democrat will.

Hell, maybe I will. If your congressman refuses to meet, I’ll come host an event in their district to help local Democrats beat ‘em.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[GL @gldivittorio]

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Cat people for Harris-Walz

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Natalie V Dávila @natalievdavila]

feel bad for laughing, feel worse for taking a photo, but here we are and there it goes

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

Literally hate tweets like this because is it insinuating that God didn’t care about the people on that bridge like… y’all are so insensitive

[stoobs @thejstoobs]

And then they didn’t bring her back to direct any of the sequels and hired only men instead

[joe cool @modestchaos]

with every fiber of my being

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

Americans refuse to accept that Philadelphia exists

[joe cool @modestchaos]

@Charlie_Hoel just use chat gpt to write all my emails now

[joe cool @modestchaos]

fair enough but some of you humanities majors could work on getting to the actual point in your writing a little more efficiently 🙂

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

stem majors love acting superior to humanities majors meanwhile they write at a 3rd grade level

[joe cool @modestchaos]

@Juicewag the belldumber? i’m subscribed. can’t wait

[joe cool @modestchaos]

@Juicewag max put it on the record that i think your writing is fantastic

[joe cool @modestchaos]

@whoreby_parker LOVE this. It reminds me of the Woodrow Wilson (?) quote “It depends. If I am to speak ten minutes, I need a week for preparation; if fifteen minutes, three days; if half an hour, two days; if an hour, I am ready now.”