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ADHD autistic poly dork | currently: Fortnite + baseball + pro wrestling | they/them

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TW: Mermaid trauma

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Sometimes I click on Threads on my way through Instagram and read a single post and that's usually enough for me

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I generally like my hair being longer, but once it hits 90 outside I start second guessing the length

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The first verse of drop dead sounds like it could’ve been from a Phoebe Bridgers song

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This is an issue with other stuff too, I’m gonna be homeless next month and one of the “housing resources” I was sent this week was a link to Zillow

[Milo T. Bird 🔜 AC @NonnerBird]

>looking for job, sister puts me in touch with an "employment specialist"
>"specialist" texts me, says to look at my email, she's emailed me some good resources
>email is a bunch of hyperlinks to Google searches with terms like "federal contractor job"
why are boomers this way

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can't talk.

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I hate watching my children fight (Braves and Brewers are playing against each other this weekend)

[georgie • raging @gtubebarbie]

i’d let my cats get away with anything like the police could come and say “ur cat robbed a bank” and i’d be like “omg🥹 by herself?? she’s so smart what a good baby”

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@mvffinstan I got mine done in 2023 and it wasn’t bad at all and it would’ve been easier if I had listened about how long to wait to lift stuff lmao

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Currently watching Barry and I love Noho Hank

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@angelbby44 Nearly twins lmao

[xylazine 🇲🇽🇨🇻🇧🇦🇵🇾🇺🇸🇸🇳🇨🇩🇳🇱🇨🇴🇫🇷 @xylazinev2]

No one on twitter LIKES twitter theyre just on it because they spent too much time on it already

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

The big problem with prestige TV is that there aren’t enough episodes guest starring the Harlem Globetrotters. Emmy award winning writers really can’t figure out how their tour bus can break down in front of Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center?

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Why is this movie 2.39:1 if you’re just gonna use TikTok-safe framing anyway?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Disney's new animated film ‘HEXED’.

The film follows a girl who discovers her magical abilities & sets out on an adventure into a magical realm.

In theaters on November 25.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bob Odenkirk has returned as Saul Goodman in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.

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@zero_secretbby We’ve been using 360 for checking for a while and their customer service kinda sucks if you need it and they recently changed the debit cards to Discover, but besides that we’ve been satisfied with it

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Epic could probably make a small fortune selling portable extractors for vbucks in Fortnite this season

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.

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@zero_secretbby Holy shit I thought that was peanut butter at first

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@AhoyBudd @TactFNC I like this idea a lot @EpicTofuChris @FortniteStatus