Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈

Personal account for @TallMisterHall
Author, caregiver with IHSS, amateur photographer
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[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

This is where I come to read the experts and have intelligent interactions. Therefore, when I block you, that's why.

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

Why, decades later, do I still hear Val Kilmer in my head when I order a water enhancer that's Huckleberry flavor?

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

If you hear Bill Dana introduce Norm Crosby and don't think of Golden Girls, you lose your toaster oven.

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

I watch a lot of vintage entertainment, which results in two predictable stages:
1) "This man is my ideal mate."
2) "This was filmed around the year I was born. Now, he is old enough to be the grandfather of my ideal mate."

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

Dating app response: "I'm a gaymer looking to chat about anime. What are you looking for?"

The app description they're responding to:
https://t.co/ip8d1hZltb

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

So, I got out walking after sunset to avoid the human gaze. Instead, I'm confronted by at least half a dozen dog-walkers. Which proves they have ZERO intent of obeying the law to clean up after their dogs.
This is why it's hard to like persons.

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

TFW you're busy having impure thoughts about the bear lathering up in a movie you're watching, and you realize he's someone you met IRL, adding to the long list of hot men I missed being rejected by.

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈💙 🪷🍌🟦 @TallMisterHall]

Well, after sending in seven pages of documents proving I was going about 43MPH when the officer accused me of going 71MPH, it's out of my hands.

Hopefully, things like #GoogleTimeline will put #SpeedTraps out of business. But the system sure incentivizes false guilty pleas.

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈💙 🪷🍌🟦 @TallMisterHall]

The mug @HillaryClinton, and her millions of voters, deserve.
#TrumpMugShot

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈💙 🪷🍌🟦 @TallMisterHall]

Watching "Pat Rocco Dared," and an interviewee's comment about "gender creativity" sparked a thought...

When conservatives talk about "gender," replace it with "unicorn."

"There are exactly TWO unicorns, no more, no less -- and anyone who says otherwise is crazy!"

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

So, basically, Princess Leia was dressed up as cartoon Jeannie, because Mark Hamill had done the voice of Jeannie's (Jedi) Master?

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

Arguably my favorite William Friedkin project:
https://t.co/gtAwmgcJ2y

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

Well, I was hacked, so if anything happened that doesn't seem like me, that's because it wasn't.

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

Professor Flaky: "A rubber suit with holes for the head, arms, and legs."
Daphne: "What's that sixth hole for?"
Fred: "Folsom!"

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

Scooby Doo Movies get catty.
Jerry Reed: [sings]
Velma: "He sounds like he's in trouble!"

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

The scene where Bette Davis is talking about her horse, and the man replies "Of course," and now maybe you have the same song stuck in your head that I do.

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

After watching so many films about or starring Marilyn Monroe & watching a Thelma Ritter double feature -- The Misfits and A Hole In The Head, in which Sinatra keeps asking if Eleanor Parker's character is Marilyn Monroe -- it seemed reasonable to move on to Another Man's Poison.

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

Bonus points to anyone who connects the dots to the next featured film, Lonelyhearts.

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

Did the producers of "Facts Of Life Goes To Paris" base their story in part on the similarly-themed Charlie Brown movie? And if so, did they ever consider calling it "Bon Voyage, Natalie Green?"

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈 @modhattr]

I don't know which is more remarkable: that Richard Gere broke ground for male full frontal nudity in film, or that, despite this, no one ever seems to refer to him by the shorter form of "Richard."