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If I've taken anything away from the leaked sex tape it's that P-Diddy is fucking terrible with a camcorder.
Jeremy Beadle will be turning in his grave...
**BREAKING **
Jay Cartwright expected to be left out of Thomas Tuchel's England World Cup squad. Jay stated "FIFA said it wouldn't be fair on the other teams as I'm basically better than Maradona, Pele and Darren Anderton put together"