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[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Arsenal would like wish a happy #EidAlFitr to all who are celebrating. #EidMubarak

[Supree @LadyGooner8]

To all those celebrating Eid,be it today/tmr, #EidMubarak to you& your families!EidMubarak💕my fellow muslim Gooners☺️

[Captain Samoosa @TheSamosaRunner]

"Don't run to the gym & lift, when you can't even help your mother to clear the table & help put the iftari things away - just in ramadaan"

[Brandon the Cow @Brampersandon_]

WIFE: what's the name of that girl you work with?
ME: which girl?
WIFE: the pretty one
ME: I feel like this is a trap

[Aa'isha ♠ce Ebrahim @AceOvInsanity]

The man who feels unworthy,
Retreats into his cave.
Fear is his enemy;
To which he becomes a slave.

[ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy]

[Job interview]
"What are your strengths?"
Me: I fall in love easily.
"Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"
Me: Those blue eyes of yours.

[Aa'isha ♠ce Ebrahim @AceOvInsanity]

He stalked my IG back to 73 weeks ago. Pretty sure this means we're gonna have 5 kids.
Maybe more.
Maybe less
(don't wanna just ASSUME)

[Aa'isha ♠ce Ebrahim @AceOvInsanity]

"And when they pass by ill speech, they pass by with dignity."

(25:72)

[Aaisha Dadi Patel @aaishadadipatel]

Profound. 'Is xenophobia SA's new apartheid?' http://t.co/BILQCafJcm #StopXenophobia #Afrophobia #WeAreAfrica

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Thank u @BrooklynNets for keeping me mobile, and @ClashofClans for keeping me calm. #nevergiveup