Marissa Burns

bleh. Twitter isn't worth my time.

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

I don't know what possessed me to get a Twitter for the third time.

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

Peace out Twitter. Its been nice knowin ya.

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

There are 2 types of people in this world: those who wear crocs & those who have an IQ above 37

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

Try to think of a sentence more embarrassing than this: "I broke my arm pole dancing"

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

Why do people only care about the # of guys I've kissed and not the # of guys I've dissed? haha

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

Totally spaced getting a present for my grandma's funeral

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

You're never unfaithful if you're never in a relationship

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

What's the point of having yourself on private on Instagram if you let everyone follow you anyway?

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

I miss high school. Actually, scratch that. I don't miss the "school" part of high school. But I do miss the "high"

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

There are 3 things I hate: mirror selfies, girls in front of a mirror with a camera & guys in front of a mirror with a camera.

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

People always pretend to be having a better time than they really are when a camera comes into view

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

The only thing vanilla ice cream is useful for is root beer floats

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

You know your priorities are wrong in life when you keep up with the Kardashians better than you do with your best friend

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

BUCKLE DOWN CHICKS
I am going to tweet whatever comes to mind in the next hour to properly relieve all my immaturity before I start college

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

18 never looked so good! Happy Birthday! (Actually these were all taken when you were 17...)

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

Kissing is like using the bathroom...everyone knows it happens but doesn't mean we wanna see it #PDA

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

You know that society has truly grabbed a hold of you when you lose your phone and your 1st instinct is to ask Siri where it is.

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

@MattMoon00 Try saying that to my mom

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

@jasonhar27 That is definitely not true

[Marissa Burns @moeburnss]

I started a GoFundMe to help pay off my speeding ticket. All extra donated funds will go toward a good cause: updating my spotify to premium