Rev. Todd Lafondléur

[koda @kodakaderes]

penis + cage = welcome to chasity ☠️

[Alex @midsmoker34]

My biggest regret is not joining AMP in 2023 when Duke was blowing up my phone every day telling me I’m the one

[Sanchovies @Sanchovies]

@midsmoker34 The blue haired snowflakes won’t admit it but you and I were the glue that kept Twitch from falling apart — mostly duct tape and caffeine, but hey, it worked 😂

Sent you something risqué on snapchat just now btw, don’t open it if there’s anyone around x

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

@Gonzo_Blues Comcast is watching me jack off with echolocation and sending it to the CIA

[Cree @HakarisupremaC]

@Jakedoinstuff This nigga going places

[Alex @midsmoker34]

@TateTheTalisman Women fall in love with what they hear, and men fall in love with what they see. That’s why women wear make up and men lie, Tristan. I’ll be in the war room wearing a sheer white gown later if you care to bring me a glass of Johnny Walker x

[Mrs Fart @dykegenius]

Never take your friends for granted 💔

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

You should get money for going to work every day

[🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @OceanMinEX]

me whenever i see footage of modded chinese plants vs zombies on the tl

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

If I lived in mad max world I’d wear jeans and a t shirt and drive a regular car and my name would be mr normal

[FREE TO A GOOD HOME ♅ @Izzytr0n]

gay for the money call me a baggot

[Shapey @_Shapey]

@DocNastyog Bro got pissed over this shit and tried making it about gender 😭🙏🙏🙏

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

wallace is a silicon valley-brained techno-darwinist, gromit is a luddite revolutionary

[pj @pjayevans]

My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.

[Sanchovies @Sanchovies]

@midsmoker34 dudes will play doctor strange on marvel rivals but won't take care of their physical health.. did you even take a moment to marvel how you made a rival out of your doctor? .... strange

[kadeem alford @kadeem1111]

The reason why guys don't show feelings to girls I'm jacking of lol xd