Jacob Moege

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

@SexyBundy Happy for you bundy.

[Roy Semmler @Roy_boy__]

Another favorite shows one of the three times @CBIALAS1 ended up in the ditch #drunk

[Dr. Lou, PhD @itsbutchcassidy]

Someone laid a monster shit in the big stall and the entire student body, along with a teacher or two, launched an investigation to find out who was the “big stall bandit”. Nobody knows who it was but ppl were talking about it for weeks

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you let your mom cut your hair and she tells what a handsome young man you are

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

“If my pee pee was a straw, would you suck it?” -Jared Werning

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

@Roy_boy__ When it rains, it pours huh?

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

Hey yo @Roy_boy__ how’s that feel ol’ son?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Fridges in your 20's: 70% condiments, 20% alcohol & 10% expired dairy

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

@CauseWereGuys @RonnyWeber99 @CBIALAS1

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

@SexyBundy It’s not, people would sure have missed me and would be sad about it.

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

@RonnyWeber99

[Morbid Facts @Unexplained]

Snakes moving in straight lines freak me out

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

@Unexplained @CBIALAS1 @SexyBundy

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

May or may not be watching Top Gun for the first time ever. There, I said it. Judge me.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

A Karen is no match for a Kyle

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

@ryanthury They were representatives from the district.. I was a little shocked at captain tophat myself. He sure can rope down alot of hogs though.

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

It is what it is, gets worse and it lasts. You just let go, it hurts just make it fast. It be what it do.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Today has been one big fat flaming shit sack.

[Jacob Moege @moegej]

Actually kind of wish my friends would sort of stop doing burnouts in front of my house. Making me look like a bad member of society to my elderly neighbors.