Stop calling out people who aren’t posting on social media! You can speak in silence... it’s called prayer, and the one listening is a lot more powerful than Instagram.
Ranchers in the Midwest didn’t bust ass checking cows in the middle of the night during a blizzard for you idiots to go eat a shitty plant burger that was made underneath a damn microscope. Eat some real beef ya yuppies.
Dear future wife,
Hope you’re cool with spending every summer weekend on the lake, slinging our kids off a tube and hanging with our friends all while playing a playlist with the perfect mix of 90’s country and old school rap
By only switching a few letters in the word “love” you can get the word “beer” and I think we all know which one is definitely not gonna break your heart.