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So salty, the ocean is kinda jealous...

[Åmåndå @mofaux]

I was born to travel idk...

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

I think people who “like” bloody Mary’s are lying

Cold vodka tomato soup? Let’s be serious

[Åmåndå @mofaux]

@a_blackenedrose Our current president should also be in a nursing home and yet here he is… let’s not let that slip through the cracks

[Free Folk Memes @FreeFolkMemes]

Daemon Targaryen whenever a spouse needs to have an “unfortunate accident”

#HouseOfTheDragon

[chris✌🏼 @sonohedman]

we’re preparing for a hurricane and this lady in the pub sub line has never ordered a sub here before. can’t be dealing with amateur hour right now

[𝖺𝗌𝗁 ⁷⁵ ⋆˙⟡ @dobyswift]

I watch #ClaimToFame for the plot

The plot:

[Moles @MsMollyBB]

I watch #ClaimToFame for the drama
The drama:

[Goldfish® @GoldfishSmiles]

They’re a 9 but they don’t eat their Goldfish by the handful

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Would y'all call this a Maroon 5??

... srry we'll see ourselves out.

[New Album out Now! @DeJLoaf]

Shouldn’t have to go thru hell and back to determine if the love is real.

[Åmåndå @mofaux]

The goal is this right here. Women are simple creatures bro. Communication and love.

[Mann Mann’s Keeper🕊️💙🖤 @0hgoddessliyah_]

I can’t be pregnant and not sleep with my child’s father every night , ew I wanna be super spoiled when I decide to conceive

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Heather King @hcarolineking]

I’m convinced some homeschoolers are working in the fashion industry because prairie dresses and long jean skirts are making a comeback and I’m getting flashbacks

[Åmåndå @mofaux]

Imagine not overthinking. What a concept.

[Åmåndå @mofaux]

Tell me why I’ve been listening to a weeks worth of podcasts on OJ Simpson?

[Åmåndå @mofaux]

I’m mad at you for being mad at me for no reason! So I’m mad! Pissed!

[Jersey Shore @JerseyShore]

I'm curious... what's your fave #JerseyShore quote of ALL TIME? 🧐

[Åmåndå @mofaux]

@ItsMe48247000 Right! But mom and dad found him in an hour 😂

[Åmåndå @mofaux]

Alexis QOTD is back. Today, talking about vegans- “I just like plain veggies. A cow dressed up like broccoli.”

[Åmåndå @mofaux]

Alexis honorable mention: “I hate loud noises so I would just say Jesus snaps everyone”!

[Åmåndå @mofaux]

Also honorable mention: when asked about his light colored shirt- “I didn’t feel light dressing like a man”

[Åmåndå @mofaux]

Alexis at 7:52am: “she looked like mix of guy fieri and a truck driver on the side of a van trying to bake on Saturday”