Morgan Parks

[adult swim @adultswim]

Weddings are basically funerals with cake #RickandMorty

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

@DaleJr welcome back to Charlotte, where it never stops raining. We may have to turn your western town into an ark.

[Clint Bowyer @ClintBowyer]

Do y'all think I'll make the cut for the next @SunocoRacing commercial?

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

@ktemp724 @FunnyVines lololol. This is so me!

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

Chicks are freaking weird when it comes to babies. Like, don't get between her and any random baby, that bitch will rip your head off.

[adult swim @adultswim]

You could skip #RickandMorty tonight. You could also skip breathing
https://t.co/aLWCCmkIQm

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

Welcome to senior year, where the professor doesn't show up on the first day.

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

I'm running out of 40's to pour out for all my homies getting hitched.

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

#DeezNuts2016

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

@jordan_holcomb I don't like any of them. I'm giving up and moving to New Zealand.

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

Political correctness will be the downfall of America.

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

I can never enjoy time off because that just means more time with myself.

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

@cortlamp ikr, happens to me all the time. 💁

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

Is life all about wondering if your old friends who got girlfriends are still alive?

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

People who leave stickers on their computer deeply disturb me.

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

I severely hate Ronda Rousey for the simple fact that she RUINED Furious 7.

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

Today, I put on my ski boots and stepped into my skis just because I hate life right now.

[Morgan Parks @mogann_]

DONE WITH MY 5TH AND FINAL SUMMER SEMESTER BRB GOTTA GO GET TORE UP FROM DA FLOOR UP MFERS.