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[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

It’s all over. World Cup over , Wimbledon over. Nothing to distract you but the terrifying reality of your own thoughts now. Never mind, it’ll be autumn soon where everything dies.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Brat Summer was a whole ass vibe. This new generation will never know that feeling. They’re a bunch of pussies.

[Abdi (ich kann nicht mehr) @dilarasvater]

Der Lidl geht unter

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Just saw The Odyssey, I loved it but was really surprised it featured so many Minions. Not saying it’s bad or inaccurate. I’m aware of its oral history, so there’s no way to know Homer didn’t include Minions. But it was like 98% Minions. Didn’t even mention Odysseus.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I’m sorry dun-what?

[Neet @neet_sol]

> Joins meeting
> Zones out entire time
> Says something vague like “It’s all about finding that balance”
> Everyone agrees

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

“Love Island…” That sounds beautiful. I would love to see it for myself one day.

[salem🌺🫧🍭🌊 | 🎂16! @untitled05s]

i love this nigga more than i love some of my family members

[jake | minionpilled @SENTRYFALC0N]

piñata…..carbonara…………lasagna 😘😘

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

When I'm President I'll make it legal for you to beat the shit out of nuisance content creators if you catch them in the act.

[kiki 🕯️ @kikillo]

hahaha alright dude take it easy see you later

[Neil @irl_neil]

Wes Anderson ass mic set up

[Oli @olifisher]

If Argentina get a penalty on Wednesday

[Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi]

Reminder that when you say something is ‘fascinating’ you are actually saying you have been enchanted by this guy – Fascinus, the embodiment of the divine phallus. ‘Fascinate’ derives from the Latin verb ‘fascinare’, meaning to bewitch through the magical power of the fascinus.

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Freddy @Flodsvinet2]

We already are amigo
Time to crush these gringos

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Going into the Cocktail bar and showing the Bartender this Photo

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

there’s lowkey a little bit of clairo in him

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Been doing this awesome thing where I screenshot my friends close friends stories and post them publicly then turn my phone off

[thi @gatoscinzas]

vocês só se importam com a crueldade animal quando é com cachorro e gato