Mohammad faiyaz ali

I bring down the average net worth of a room in terms of money, wit, achievements, intellect when I walk in. Even if it's empty.

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

@MattPRD @Muse Can I get it please?

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

Testing 123

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

Someone told me about @windscribe and I tried it. And my only regret is, why didn’t I know about this sooner!

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

Just tweeting (is it still called tweeting? or is it X'ing now?) to just document this day. November 21, 2.42 PM, Phase 2 of @4_lunches begins!

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

YtyÿyGG GG guy v rhttps://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nfwAzBk1wGmtMoPRl3-bm_nxyPLDWkNAg&feature=share

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

@PenguinIndia The magic strings of frankie presto - by @MitchAlbom . Mind blowing book, looking forward to finishing it!

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

No one is hornier than the men on Twitter.
Explains why I'm not on it so much.
Explains why women are not into me so much

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

@dillyrious This interpretation couldn't be more right

[Dago | Recovering perfectionist @dagorenouf]

Startup founders who quit after 1 year were just dreamers in the end.

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

@dangertoon Not sure any of you here are old enough to know what happened when McDonalds opened in Bangalore. Longer queues than demon-etization

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

Who needs friends when you work with social media agencies?
My phone never stops buzzing. My whatsapp has unread messages like can you call back please? I'm in demand, and all my current circle of contacts is depressed as well, like my actual friends.

I don't miss nothing.

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

Mood

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

@HamadJowher Sounds of Fridge OEM's making notes furiously 🤣

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

If nothing else, @MAWood33 is an impact player. All of 120 wickets between tests and ODI's but memorable wickets including a World Cup finals. Impact player for sure

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

@jordanbpeterson I am sorry i may late on this, but has this episode happened?

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

@dillyrious How! Like how do you manage to keep things SO interesting, like all the time ?? 👀

[Mohammad faiyaz ali @mohammadfaiyaz]

@dillyrious Yikes!! Pretend a phone call and speak in the same language to send across the message?

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

😂😂😂