Hormone Monstress

Nigerian. Excuse the random deep sighs

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

I’m here for all this late night TV pettiness since the cancellation of Colbert’s show was announced but Jon Stewart has been the pettiest of them all! 😂

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

Tretinoin is kicking my ass

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

@Mister_Badmus Lmao!!! Because…What? How? And my personal favourite…WHY???

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

I have a lot of questions but I don’t want answers

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine.

Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

hate when people ask “why is it called silence of the lambs?” like did you hear any fucking lambs during the movie ??? use your head

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

There are three and they all feature Davido

[T.U.E @TheUpperEnt]

What’s the best SOUTH AFRICA x NAIJA collaboration? 🇿🇦🇳🇬

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

One of Kendrick Lamar’s best songs. Its so deserved

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

How is everything he said so quotable? 😂😂😂😂

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Ralph Fiennes deserves a golden globe for this alone

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

The screaming 😂😂😂

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

See…

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

Noooooooooo!!!!! 😩😩😩😫😫😫😫
Was Hans Zimmer unavailable?

[Christopher Nolan Archives @NolanAnalyst]

Ludwig Göransson is set to compose the score for Christopher Nolan’s next film ‘THE ODYSSEY’

(via @worldofreel)

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

The entire thread was an unusual giggle😂

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

I think I've uncovered the next Turing test for AI video: writing.

I've tried this prompt dozens of times on every model: "man writes 'hi' in chalk on blackboard"

None can do it. Veo 2 (below) gets the closest. It's actually frustrating to watch!

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

Curious to see how this changes movies, especially scriptwriting. Inevitably, movies that use Chekhov’s gun and follow the intended “show, don’t tell” will be seen as complicated and therefore uninteresting. Interesting

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

This is a clip of Lindsay Lohan in the Netflix film “Irish Wish”. It’s a perfect example for how streaming needs affect film quality.

Netflix knows people are often playing its content in the background while doing chores. So, the film dialogue is overly-explanatory:

▫️Lohan’s character: “We spent a day together, I admit it was a beautiful day filled with dramatic vistas and romantic rain, but that doesn’t give you the right to question my life choices. Tomorrow I’m marrying Paul Kennedy.”

▫️Lohan’s side-piece: “That will be the last you see of me, because after this I’m off to Bolivia.”

According to Will Tavlin, Netflix has 36,000 micro-genres and one category is called “casual viewing” (eg. something people can watch while doing other things and without full focus).

Tavlin writes this type of content was traditionally made as “breezy network sitcoms, reality television, and nature documentaries” and now “describes much of Netflix’s film catalog .”

Netflix execs commonly provide script notes for screenwriters to “have this character announce what they’re doing so that viewers who have this program on in the background can follow along.”

I get the rationale but the approach is the opposite of the classic screenwriting rule to “show, don’t tell”…and becoming the norm.

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Check out the full piece by Will Tavlin at n+1: https://t.co/7ELEbcHCQK

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

Love that women take any opportunity to celebrate anything.

[Sunshine☀️ @SeezusLives]

😭my aunt and her taxi friends had a year end function. Simply because they take the same taxi every day

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

“oh i just hate these misunderstandings” - my dad watching a hallmark holiday movie

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

Nearly bust myself a new asshole today and that’s on jekuje 😅

[dex 💫 @lowkeydex]

😭😭

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

Did that a bit more this year.

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

The thing I’d like to do the most this year is travel more.

[Hormone Monstress @mohmahmee]

Why can’t this ever be me? I want nice things too