alex mohs

a lot of bs here (butternut squash)

[helena riley @freshhel]

That’s an amazing going out top you’re wearing i bet you love drinking on SSRIs

[jen @jennasnewaccoun]

Life is so beautiful and precious after two cocktails & an appetizer

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

found my Dad’s burner account

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My 2012 Facebook prom group would never have let this happen

[Katie Perry @katieeperry]

How about this for a cross-generational collab

[ruby 🍉 @crowleysb1tch]

does nobody remember ratatouille the musical

[brooke @ladyefron]

Could I interest any normal boys in liking me on hinge

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

want my brain cleaned like those rugs on tiktok

[Yez Monica @yezmonica]

Baby number 2 during Rihanna's performance

[sally darr @sallydarr]

excited to announce I’m going to stop giving men who are balding the benefit of the doubt

[ian @itsianraymond]

need to smoke with her

[Carlos Lopez @LopezJC16]

Happy third birthday, crazy girly!

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[pj @pjayevans]

Sometimes I will want to die but other times I am Drinking a coke and smiling

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

strongly relate to the honey cake’s needs

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i learned SO much in college. like what depression is and that i had it