Mohsin Rashid

KEMU'25 🩺

[Mohsin Rashid @mohsinnned]

@abdullahejaz_ Ok diddy

[abd @abdullahejaz_]

i love DiemArchives
“17 million on 17 black, let it ryyyde”

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

reading Plato for the first time and i'm dying laughing cause whenever someone is all, "Socrates, what is justice?" he starts saying shit like, "is a horse not a horse?" or "what's bigger, a city or a man?" and then the guy he's talking to is like "oh fuuuck🤯"

[Mohsin Rashid @mohsinnned]

@m4hvm @bojh_ack @aliakramkuresh1 terrorizing poor people

[Marianne 🔆 @GreatAbysmal]

Jim Hacker: Humphrey, I'm told there's a situation at Diego Garcia.

Sir Humphrey Appleby: Only geographically, Prime Minister.

Jim Hacker: Geographically?

Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. It's still in the Indian Ocean.

Jim Hacker: Humphrey, Iran fired missiles at it!

Sir Humphrey Appleby: Towards it, Prime Minister.

Jim Hacker: Towards it?

Sir Humphrey Appleby: One missile ceased to function and the other was intercepted. So the island remains entirely where it was.

Jim Hacker: I'm not worried about the island moving! I mean the implications.

Sir Humphrey Appleby: Ah. Strategically speaking, the implications are extremely stable.

Jim Hacker: Stable?!

Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. Since nothing actually hit us, we can express grave concern without the administrative complications of retaliation.

Jim Hacker: But the base is on British territory!

Sir Humphrey Appleby: Indeed, Prime Minister. Which means we are in the enviable position of being attacked in principle while remaining uninvolved in practice.

Bernard Woolley: It's what the Foreign Office calls a very tidy situation, Prime Minister.

Jim Hacker: Tidy?

Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. Untidy situations are the ones where the missiles land.

[Mohsin Rashid @mohsinnned]

@hesham499 @ScottWoods01 @YalePsych @APApsychiatric MashAllah!

[Shaherbano Rai @rai_shaherbano]

God has been extremely kind 🥺
Merit no. 2, CSS 2023.
Allocated to Pakistan Administrative Services, AlhamdullilAllah.

پھر شورِ سلاسل میں سرور ازلی ہے
پھر پیشِ نظر سنت سجاد ولی ہے!

#CSS2023 #52NDCOMMON
#FPSCRESULT

[Lando Norris @LandoNorris]

WWE FUCKIJG DID IT. P1 🏆

[A Z 1 B @maz1b]

Eid Mubarak to all celebrating! My Eid wish is to find this driver from Peshawar, Pakistan that I met in December 2021 from work travels for @med_angle . Please RT - He felt like a long lost friend, and as he told me about his life situation, I made a promise to him then that one day I'd help him with medical bills. Your help will be sincerely appreciated . I made a commitment to him back then and it's been on my mind all the while since. After trying several times individually, I have been unable to track him down. I'm counting on some Twitter/X magic and a bit of luck to make good on my word for this wonderful person. Thank you for your time - Azib

[S✨ @sialkotimuse]

Alone but alone in Sialkot

[Mohsin Rashid @mohsinnned]

@ThisisOshaz_ Too early to tell.
But why not CSS for you?

[Oshaz @ThisisOshaz_]

Someone free desi fathers from the shackles of believing CSS is the best career path and asking each kid to attempt the CSS exam.

[Amal 🇵🇰🇵🇸 @ayemalll]

detached from the society the very day I was denied my rightful post as the assistant general secretary over someone who for the first time was seen (as part of kaps) in the interviews 😂

and then they’ll have the audacity to go on saying ‘sole lady president’ - :)

[Mohsin Rashid @mohsinnned]

@AhmerAshraf14 Congratulations!!!

[Mohsin Rashid @mohsinnned]

“With me
Died Adonais; till the Future dares
Forget the Past, his fate and fame shall be
An echo and a light unto eternity!”

[Mohsin Rashid @mohsinnned]

I weep for Adonais — he is dead!
O, weep for Adonais! though our tears
Thaw not the frost which binds so dear a head!
And thou, sad Hour, selected from all years
To mourn our loss, rouse thy obscure compeers,   
And teach them thine own sorrow, say:

[Oshaz @ThisisOshaz_]

Professors who order chai and biscuits for the entire class just so that everyone stays ‘awake’ during the lecture>>>>

[Mohsin Rashid @mohsinnned]

نگاہ یار کا کیا ہے ہوئ ہوئ نہ ہوئ
یہ دل کا درد ہے پیارے گیا گیا نہ گیا

[Mohsin Rashid @mohsinnned]

@AneesHassanKhan Talwiinder