Niko Tayari.

universal idiot😜
fun
secure the bag
MANCHESTER UNITED💯
Hata mandazi haiwezi fura vile nimekasirikia hii wakora inaharibu Nchi🇰🇪✊

[Paul Lion @LionMatani]

@themumbua1 He ment either of this:
1. airstrip ya nzi.
2. nywele imeenda defense mode.
3. Ukona balcony kw kichwa.
I think I am right.

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

@LionMatani @themumbua1 😂😂😂 nzi umesema zinapiga mslidoo hapo airport.

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

@JoelJirane Nikagundua Kanairo you can only escape for so long. Eventually utaangukiwa design ya noma😅😭. Nai sio kwa mtu

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

@JoelJirane Kuona nitanaswa, ilibidi nimetumia simcard ingine, transaction teketeke, and by the time tulikuwa tunafika Roysa bridge, nilishuka mbio sana na nikatumia kasarani route kufika home. Sijui ningepata nimeitaniwa Githu ingekuwaje, that was the end of my two month fare scams😅😭

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

@JoelJirane One day, on my normal routine from Westlands to Githurai after work, via my katululu I confidently sent one bob🥲, deleted message and switched off the kamatumbo. Madam tout alienda hapo mbele akarevise message na akaona kuna jangili imefanya majambos,hata hiyo githu sikufika.

[Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu]

Hii mambo ya messi haaland na mbappe kucheza day moja alafu sisi kucheza next day ilikuwa mtego tupu aki

[🅿️🅰️SS Ⓜ️🅰️N never loose 💪 🍹 @blackthreads0]

This is the real meaning of "act first, think later" 😂

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

@Bau_1880 Real time processing, no downtime 😂😂

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

@Bau_1880 Huyo ninja ni mcreativity mbaya,😂😂💀

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Gachau Njoroge recounts how he lost consciousness during a fight with Phil. He makes it sound funny. This guy is a vibe!

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

@itskipronoh 😂😂😂 baaas. Hii design sasa

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

@Gitz__ 😂😂 hiyo tuko sure sio nitrous?

[Klement 🌿 @KlementGemini]

Bro to bro: any day can be your lucky day uangukie more than 5 million impressions in one post. Just tweet consistently and engage others you never know. Guza nation is growing.

[MK 7BEAT @kabaisa_jr]

Be yourself......✊

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

@tonnie_moremi Sai ndio game zimeanza kubamba sasa,

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Me on THURSDAY, JUNE 25 2026

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

@wannaBeMase Nothing careful about that.
Hawa wangekutesa tu bure hata.
Better will come 🫴, believe that

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

Perhaps never today. Tuko na game moja ya kujitetea, sio?

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

A point for the lifeline 🤞

[Niko Tayari. @mohtoogee]

@Kamuela001 Atafunga tano leo