Man from Bondo

Liverpool ❤️ | Chill guy | 65

[WEST @westsidebuzzin]

I really pulled 3 mentally ill hoes in a ROW 🫥 #maybeitsme

[.. @BodegaaCat]

Just seen a clip of Kane calling Ghana “these type of nations” what does that even mean

[Fenomeno Football 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸 @FootbalGalaxy]

It's because it's more of a surprise when CR7 does well lmao

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

Why does your sunroof end suddenly???

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

If you're against demonstrations, then why are you demonstrating?

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

The traits that make you a billionaire will prevent you from stopping work once you become a billionaire

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

State sponsored goons are protesting today against protesters protesting tomorrow, that means tomorrow’s protest is a protest against today’s anti-protest protest.

We are officially trapped in a pre protest protestception.

My brain is protesting this logic.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It helps ugly and shy people to have sex.

[MERC 𝕏 @markmchuma]

Leo ndio nimejua kumbe kuna a lot if people who don’t know the difference between a G63 and a 350d

[Eric @amerix]

PSYOPS are too complex for the ordinary minds to comprehend.

[BlackPanthaa @BlackPanthaaYT]

Yes that was the problem, the marketing team 💀

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

Your problem is you looking at him like a hero and we look at him like a nigga who get shit done

[Just Sihle @iam4evernegus]

First stop, @Cristiano

[Waihiga Mwaura @WaihigaMwaura]

Best believe this tweet has gone global. Interesting times ahead.

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Kitu inanibamba is the fact that toll itakuwa inapanda to satisfy the stomach of whatever govt succeeds.
Msisahau, expressway toll ilikuwa 350, but saa hii ni 550. Waliongeza 250 to fit the stomachs of the new admin.
Same, tutapata tukilipa toll ya 3k on that road in a few years

[jay @Jayybigstepper]

The rich man raises his children to be leaders, they're taught to question everything and to always stand up for themselves,
The poor man raises his children to be servants,never to question authority figures,and the teachers at school reinforces this by oppressing them daily.

[Ped @PedTalksSports]

Smartest Homelander fan

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

World literacy rate is 86.3% and Ronaldo fans belong to remaining 13.7%

[FERDINAND OMONDI @FerdyOmondi]

Oraimo headphones are, I believe, about 2500 shillings. Good ones.

But no, you get on the train, play your mother tongue music on your phone loudspeaker, answer phone calls on loudspeaker negotiating about kienyeji chicken, and have everyone's head ache for 5 hours because you're a classless, insensitive racoon with zéro social quotient.

Please don't be this type of traveller.

[🇰🇪 @6_size]

Now engineers just give us steel tanks that are ugly asf