Moiraaa

doing bad (at most things) all by myself.

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

I have a promising career as a helpless white person in infomercials.

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

@ira I don’t understand—how are @dbl_dawg and I the only ones who know the truth?

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

@MartinAgency Just building off other answers here, Millennia 22?

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

@emehlee

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

*files under life accomplishments* @lizzo @Spotify

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

@townsigher the jump from lettuce harvesting to the “job at a pencil store” was truly a masterclass in selling your transferable skills

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

...to quote @christylemire "it sort of seems like a no-brainer to have a woman direct the movie about the fact that women don’t direct enough movies."

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

That a man directed it.

Also, any particular reason we're talking about the opinion of a white man who "wasn't blown away by it but was impressed by one specific thing: Tom Donahue" — the white male director of a documentary on the gender/POC disparity in Hollywood?

[thischangeseverythinghollywood @TCEhollywood]

We love hearing from YOU! Thank you @reelchaselee for sharing your thoughts on your YouTube channel about #ThisChangesEverythingFilm!

Have you seen the documentary yet? What are your thoughts? Did anything surprise you?

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble enough water to brush my teeth, give to my dog, and conserve Topo #AustinBoilWaterNotice

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

#TexasEarlyVoting ends November 2nd! Raise your voice, cast your vote. #BetoForTexas

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

Cat propaganda. My girl is a dog damn snowflake.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Your dog's not that special, science says https://t.co/89g0GZXMTV

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

My inifinity gauntlet of streaming services (powered by passwords collected in 2012)

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

@RGA @SophieKolache 🤖

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

@emehlee Preach

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

@emehlee Yeaaaah, I heard about this!!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

This tweet aged about as well as you’d expect.

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

I delayed my education, but now I’m putting in the hours 👵🏻

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

the difference between a bop, a banger, and a jam

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

#LibraSeason, finally my paralyzing indecision will have its days in the sun sign

[Moiraaa @moiraaallen]

Getting ghosted on @letgo leaves me with more baggage than any dating app did. You said you were into the tufted bench, Cheryl. Stop teasing and take this shit out of my living room. #letgo #letdown