Moira Rajpal

schezwan potato

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

@cultfitOfficial I’ve been trying to buy a pack on the app for over 2 hours - would be absolutely awful if I can’t avail the membership discounts because both the app and website are down

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

if u butt dial somebody, did you call them by ass-cident?

[nikita @nikipods]

i hope every little girl can find the sheer level of love, affection and companionship that female friendships have to offer. we’re not meant to be pitted against each other, ever. <3

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

is it time for my annual Twitter efforts to commence yet

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

@imwonkytudonkey w a fever : “Global Warming in my body”

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

Sometimes I just want to lie here like a magarmach

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

@imwonkytudonkey U r the headache

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

How do I convince people sad music will always be better than happy music

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

@Juvenile_Jack but you’re over 30 now stop being juvenile

[Jackie J. Thakkar @Juvenile_Jack]

Find someone who digs you as much as BMC digs Andheri West

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

@imwonkytudonkey u could just continually stalk all of my social media

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

I’m appalled the sheer capability of the universe to conspire against me - Aashu

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

@plsdonutfindme don’t act smart 😂😂😂

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

this ✨guy✨ was impressed with 80% of my tweets and actually laughed at them so u tell me what the real Twitter clout is

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

bruh I’d forgotten how much i hate blue ticks even my bloody mother doesn’t text me back

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

damn it I might have to start writing poetry again….

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

happy new year. This tweet mirrors my Twitter experience.

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

@imwonkytudonkey Why don’t u make a podcast about this

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

realising you have a crush on someone normally <<<<<<< having a dream about them dying :)

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

@Juvenile_Jack yet again, I am an important part of history.

[Moira Rajpal @moiriarty]

@Juvenile_Jack Ur my only source of entertainment rn please retweet more things