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‘25 FL5 | ‘09 GE8
#DallasCowboys

[𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖊 @moistfl5]

@defytalkcowboys I still hate it

[Brandon Loree @Brandoniswrite]

Jerry Jones said it—Football’s Back.

#DallasCowboys

[𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖊 @moistfl5]

@horsepower iTs NoT a TrUcK ItS a HoNdA FiT 🫪🫪🫪

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

YOU HAVEN’T FOUGHT IN FIVE FUCKING YEARS COMING OFF A LEG SNAP AND THE FIRST THING YOU THROW IS A JUMPING FUCKING KICK COME ON BRO FEEL IT OUT FOR A BIT FUCK

[𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖊 @moistfl5]

What a fucking joke bro lmfaoooo

[𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖊 @moistfl5]

@Not2BeTrite ACL said goodbye

[𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖊 @moistfl5]

Get this old man out of the ring

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Conor makes the walk for the first time in 5 years at the exact time of Argentina’s ALVAREZ hitting one of the nastiest goals of the World Cup in Overtime?!?

SPORTS ARE THE GREATEST

[𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖊 @moistfl5]

@Not2BeTrite Our bald King

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

the best part about ohio is leaving

[𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖊 @moistfl5]

@ButterAubrey “Number 17 is declaring as eligible”

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

I can’t believe there are humans walking amongst us who don’t love sports

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

That reminded me of watching the Cowboys in 2025.

Long TD drive by Dak. Russell Wilson scores 2 plays later.

[PFF @PFF]

Dak Prescott’s PFF Ranks When Under Pressure Last Season:

⭐️ PFF Grade: 1st
⭐️ Completion Rate: 1st
⭐️ Passing Yards: 1st

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I remember growing up thinking if you made $100,000 a year you were considered filthy rich but $100,000 now is NOTHING 😭

[𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖊 @moistfl5]

@horsepower Felt like you yesterday cruising on the 75-85 connector

[𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖊 @moistfl5]

@horsepower That blows man

[𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖊 @moistfl5]

@BBBMcLeod @Mario_Sneh While it may happen often, it’s not always. I was 30 minutes early in ATL yesterday and went straight to the gate and off the plane

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

did you guys know that if you have no ID whatsoever you can just pay TSA $45 via mobile app and sign a paper that says “no for real i swear i am who i say i am” and they just walk you through the security line and double check your bag real quick lol