Mo the Bad Banana

Surprise! I'm the government.

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

Fuck you guys im never updating to X im still Blue babyyyyy

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

@bumble_binch @lilbittybit__ @dontxsurface @perfectunderdog I wanna swim in the shrek piss waters

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

Im sorry but if ur cis and u use they/them pronouns...ur not cis

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

Not saying cis people cant use they pronouns...but ur not cis if u do

[ivy park township @hugefarm]

This having a community note sfghfddfg;

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

@dontxsurface BLESSS UP BINCH!

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

@bumble_binch Yikes Im having flashbacks to a remembrance day ceremony where they acted out carrying a dead body off the stage 💀

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

@bumble_binch Just our hs specifically was so...cringe

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

@bumble_binch Bro I fuckin feel this....

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

FUCK ONLINE GROUP WORK

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

This bus smells like Dr Oetkers frozen spinach pizza

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

@KatlinParrish I believe I know who this is and God Bless Her

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

@AnimeClubFeel I've heard BB oil can be good for scars? It was recommended to me to help heal my ear stretchers...dont know if thats the same "kind" of scarring...

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

I stg, every time I shave my p*ssy clean, my sexi plans for that evening get cancelled last minute, and honestly? I think it's a curse from the feminist gods bc I dont shave my legs or pits but still feel the need to shave down there for the satisfaction of others..

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

Hardest part of nightshift is giving polite answers to dumb questions

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

Got banned from tinder...how am I supposed to ho around on bumble????

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

@mermaidisabela I will ❤️❤️❤️

[Mo the Bad Banana @moistham]

"Just a cis lesbian tryna make it on grindr" -madeline