Poops And Farts

[Girly Girl 🧞‍♀️🇹🇹🇬🇭 @MissDior_xox]

Can’t lie instagram story likes only matter when your target audience likes it… everyone else is irrelevant lmao

[🎀 @_Succeeder]

All of you niggas are annoying as fuck, including the one I fuck with...

[pops. @Mphod0lsk1]

A full tank needs to come with bottle girls holding up a cardboard sign

[𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒂 @Carolinnakcz]

Mi honesta reacción después de ver a un tipo escupir en plena vía pública

[. ݁ 𝙵inch ҂ 0/30 @finchetter]

tmi mti tmi

everytime i poop it feels like i didnt get all of it out what do i do

[𝓖𝓪𝓲𝓪 ｡𖦹 °✩ @starrxdweller]

I'm so unimpressed by men lately. Please do a cartwheel as you approach me.

[✰ @hoesluvvjason]

slut shaming? no i'm a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae.

[Mhalhalha❤️ @SishPlatyi]

Abafana ngathi ungabafaka kwigedlela babile imini yonke. Malithi qhaa ulithi qho. Lithi qhaa ulithi qho the whole day

[AlwaysTweetingMoh @theyluvmoh]

How men treat you when you have good intentions

[lipe @onwkiss]

o melhor dia do twitter eh sempre o pior da sociedade

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

“What is the man’s side of the story?”

[mica @micapereyraa_]

falté a una clase para ponerme a estudiar y recién empecé a estudiar en el horario en que ya hubiera terminado mi clase

[gemini @goldashh]

i understand why niggas be having they hand in they pants ts feel good

[Jonakale @jonakale_]

And what confirmed that?

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

🧍🏾‍♂️+🫵🏾=0️⃣

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

nothing puts me in a better mood than having money.

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

lasting 30 minutes in bed w me just shows that you hate me lmao.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

government should be boring. roads should work, water should be clean, hospitals should function, public transport should run, and your taxes should quietly pay for all of it. nobody needs their government to be entertaining. they need it to fvcking work.

[𝓻𝓪𝔂 @sup3rsun]

Allowing myself to exist in grey areas has been liberating. Not everything is definitive and I can change my mind whenever I feel like it 💎

[victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

me calling someone back and hoping they don't answer so i can use it as evidence that I tried