Shit man, good thing you said you don’t know why because before you said that I thought you were the only one that knew why it crashed and our only hope to ever watch a YouTube video again was solely in the hands of you, Grayson Bailey Dolan.
Apple worker: okay so we didn’t really change anything with this new phone, but I guess the screen’s bigger!!
Other Apple worker: genius!! Let’s run with that!! This is huge!! Big screen!! Woo!! Everyone buy it!!!