mojirade

Let all that you do be done in love. ❤️

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[888 @n1ggerella]

lagosians expect u to know all sorts of people like why would i know this random razz influencer

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[🇲🇳⁷⁷ @lekanfortheg0ds]

god pls strike down this woman

[Uche✨ @_olaedo_xo]

No calorie restriction in the world can make me subject myself to unsweetened Greek yogurt.

[Shri @ElevateTSpirit]

Kill all the guilt. Kill all the shame. Resolutely accept the whole of yourself. Every flaw, every weakness, every mistake, every failure...accept every bit of it. That's the only way.

[Sarah @GlobeFarrah]

One of my favorite TikTokers is this dude who makes his miniature poodle do competitive cheering haha

[NIKKINOW2 2.0 🐝 @CundiffVanessa]

So?
That's my age, DIPSHIT

[Moe @Mochievous]

Actually this is a “class action” I can get behind on my own dime. I’ll have a team do some preliminary research and if we decide to pursue, I’ll give an update. We need more public interest litigation.

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Did Apple push a secret update or something? Why is every single iPhone overheating all of a sudden?

[L @bajanbiatch]

Apple need to get hit with a lawsuit for this storage shit

[Chinàzaēkpērē Chukwu @ChuGailx]

As someone with much older friends, you will meet men and women who would be fond of you for no sexual reason whatsoever. They’ll be generous. They’ll buy you gifts. And they’ll want nothing in return.

It’s more common than you think.

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

So I used to love this actually

[Dr Asa @ureguyguy]

If a man proposes with a silver ring and you only wear gold jewellery, it’s quite obvious you shouldn’t marry that man.

[Chanyyy🫶🏾🩷 @channnnnyyyyy]

The price of red and yellow bell peppers will never cease to shock me.

[eva edxn @evaedxn]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m now looking for insider information on publicly traded companies

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

The audacity money givesssss is disgusting and I want it.

[Maybe: Ukiyo/Lisa 🦋 @Wadi_Ya]

The male lead for the polygamist has zero sex appeal. It’s kinda making it hard for me to watch aside the plot.
They should have cast a hotter man for this role.