Chad Feldheimer

banned from Planet Fitness

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

My only resolution for 2021 is to identify Tony Hawk to the whole public any time I see him so he can no longer tweet these ridiculous interactions where people don’t recognize him. It was cute the first time but at this point someone needs to put their foot down

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@NyquilJornan These would have put the shirt tucksman out of a job

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@ThoughtsByDula Need it at more top sporting events

[Patrick Wyman @Patrick_Wyman]

Imagine being drunk as hell on cheap wine on a summer day in ancient Rome watching the chariot races, then seeing a chariot eat shit on a turn, the crowd must have been insane

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

This is CNBC any time the NASDAQ 100 drops more than 3%

[Peter Liakhov @peterliakhov]

A snapshot of the Russian economy: an investment expert goes live on air and says his current career trajectory is to work as "Santa Claus" and then drinks to the death of the stock market. With subtitles.

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

Thirst trap *tap* food with restaurant location *tap* Ukraine invasion needs to stop repost *tap* outfit of the day mirror pic

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@andrewrsorkin The value of wordle isn’t in the IP, it’s in the online community: discussing the word of the day, your strategies, etc. It’s basically the Web3 of word puzzles. It’s the GameStop of games. Headline really should read “New York Times Company takes first steps into the metaverse”

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@ThoughtsByDula Did a hamster tweet this

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@SVRohr It’s twitter, people opine where they’re not allowed to all the time (but yes of course)

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

What’s a solid, but definitely attainable, mile time?

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@ThoughtsByDula I should have added no training. What can you go out and run right now that you’d be satisfied proves you’re in decent shape?

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@ThoughtsByDula Just one. Like in gym class

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

Marathon twitter do your thing

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

MATT DAMON [striding through a futuristic room]: History is filled with brave men who spent $378,000 on a cartoon ape

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@ThoughtsByDula @NyquilJornan @lt_sapphire @acallahan1194 @dumbbitchcap @ChiefOKeefe7 Michigan makes the playoff and you start actin out🤨🤨🤨

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

Listened to my first Twitter space today. Wow

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@ThoughtsByDula This is chart crime

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@AmtrakNECAlerts Also when are we leaving? Thx

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@AmtrakNECAlerts What’s the refund policy? Also since when was “equipment issues” code for “someone threw up on the train”?

[Hollywood Brown @Primetime_jet]

🤣🤣 His name Bart what you expect

[Chad Feldheimer @mojo_rising__]

@NyquilJornan @ThoughtsByDula Dean Blandino at home like