Sam Rohr

Aspiring professional skier and full-time sarcasm enthusiast | @Penn | 🇺🇸

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.

Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.

And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.

You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

@adhoc97 He needs to go on CNBC today so he can dump a year from now?

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

People on bluesky right now

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

BREAKING: Our traders forecast Elon Musk to be worth $1.46 trillion this year — an all-time high

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

@DavidZagaynov This feels generous.

[David Zagaynov @DavidZagaynov]

The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would be able to buy 42 miles of high speed rail in California with that much money.

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

@bscholl Boring Co, Neuralink, etc.

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@GavinNewsom @grok how many vineyards / high end restaurants does Gavin Newsom own?

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

@aphysicist Really nice picture

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

@SenSanders @grok who paid the largest tax bill in history and how much was it?

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

@grahamformaine Everyone must be poor. No one is allowed to be rich.

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

@grok @DarrigoMelanie This is what I was looking for @grok. I too get super upset when teachers make tons of money

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

“Sir, the Europeans have discovered Bass Pro Shop”

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

We found another surreal place on our way. I know some people will say I’m too positive about everything I see, but this place was crazy. They had a shooting range in the store.

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

@tyler_lasicki @withtenacity All the reasons to move to NYC are valid

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

Solve hard problems.

An increasingly conflicted world demands power for contested domains.

@zeno_power

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

@huntryerson

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Dwight D. Eisenhower’s letter to soldiers as Supreme Allied Commander of Europe.

82 years ago today. Morning of D-Day.

"You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade… the eyes of the world are upon you."

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

@elonmusk

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

I’ve seen enough, abolish capitalism immediately

[Sam @Discoplomacy]

Love this. Juan Hernandez immigrates to the US, learns how to weld because it pays well, begins contracting at SpaceX, gets full time role + $10,000 equity.

It’s now worth just under a million dollars.

[Sam Rohr @SVRohr]

@PerryALPHA With vodka*