Mojo the menace

Lefty cunt. Has some ducks. You can still Fuck the Tories when you’re all out of fucks.

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Looking for some tech support @verynetwork. How do these clothes work? Which bit of genitalia is used to operate them? Daughter likes them but we are concerned her vulva will render them inoperable. Please advise.

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@jk_rowling Do you think you’ll ever get to the point where you’ve had enough attention?

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@HeinzUK when will you end this torture?
My kid only eats three things and now it’s two.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS BRITISH INSTITUTION??
Will they ever return to their natural, god given form?
#RichmondSausagesAreBoak

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Back from who?
Which country? Aren’t you supposed to represent more than one? Cos I just checked mine and it’s still there.

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@TiceRichard So are all the babies you’d rather see drowned than offered asylum.
Another direct result of “Reform” rhetoric.
This is like standing on the roof of a house that you set fire to and crying it’s too hot.

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Problematic skits aside, Giles was the best Prime Minister we ever had. #PMQs

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@Georgismum @HazelAppleyard_ @AnnelieseDodds @FCDOGovUK @educationgovuk What’s the truth?

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@HazelAppleyard_ @AnnelieseDodds @FCDOGovUK @educationgovuk Just say you’re scared of what you don’t understand, Hazel.

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@KM_newsroom @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk There’s 33 people there. Are the rest hiding in a fridge?

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Dawg watching the news and thinking this could be the moment we all forget about the time he said he was gonna find Brian Laundrie #JaySlater

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@Chrissibuzz7 @ccwild79 Of course there are. But they are charities. Overwhelmed and underfunded trying to do a job the government are shirking responsibility for.

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@PaulRitchiepr Great. Let’s put Tripachew in charge.

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I took so much acid in 1996 that I ended up wandering around a beach party when it was almost afternoon, asking people when the sun would come up.
My grasp on reality was still better than this. #GeneralElection2024

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In the last five years I’ve broken two phones and let one float out to sea in my shoe. I still have #WhatsApp messages from 2018. Isn’t that how it works? #CovidEnquiry #WhatsAppGate

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@darrengrimes I’d rather back Red Rum, mate.

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Just found The Dark Lord’s toenail in a packet of @GoldenWonderUK
Thanks Beezebub. Fewmin. Kids r cryin now thx.
My kid only eats like 5 things, and now it’s 4.

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@BorisJohnson I’ve got a Calor fire that gives me less gaslight than you.

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@LozzaFox I think I saw you fumble your way through a few episodes of Morse with no Morse and a shit British film about a hole.
I’m not convinced that’s a “career”. Are you confusing “career” with “attention”.

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@UKLabour Was this tweet written on Oct 6th 2023?

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Anyone else doing the #BigGardenBirdWatch this weekend? Will this even work? We’re currently without nuts and balls 🤣

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@EndWokeness I’ve had trade companies tell me they can’t guarantee the safety of women on-site. Not because we’re somehow inherently more of a safety risk, but because men just don’t seem to be able to stop sexually assaulting us…