Dami

I don’t need your situation

[𝗪𝗠 @WaleMicaiah]

Dear @NGRSenate

Tunde played for the possibility of raising $1 million [₦1.2bn] for children's education across Africa - Nigeria being the centre with 16.2 million children out of school.

Guess what? NASS budgeted ₦6bn for its car park project in the 2024 budget.

Thanks

[Dami @mokehdami]

Damn right !!

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

It would be extremely unfair to treat any public servant outside their constituency. Every politician who tests positive to #Covid_19 deserves to enjoy the state of health care they have helped to provide for their constituents. This is only fair and just.

[mandeey @amanda_mandeey]

My friend just read the news of Atiku’s son having the virus and the first thing she shouted is “this corona virus is real oo” and I am so pissed,so until a prominent person gets it that is when you would know it is real.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Breaking News

They just rushed someone into a hospital, he was unconscious

What happened? Went to drink a lot of chloroquine because they said chloroquine cures Coronavirus. Has been giving his kids too

Nigerians, every drug is a poison including chloroquine

Use your head

[Olúyẹmí Fásípè @YemieFash]

This Pastor makes me wanna get a white garment. Now, this is a church.

[Dami @mokehdami]

@Postsubman You and your mother crossed the line. You should be old enough to realize you’re wrong.

Apologize to your husband.

[A. @Sir_tire]

If any Doctor is approaching you or moving to you, please say no on the spot. Immediately. For your own good.

Thank me later.

[noble @surboi]

Please who has a bus that can pick up school children???
I would Pay, Please... I really can’t watch to see alot of them trekking again tomorrow.... & i can only carry 6 at a time...
The bus should be able to pick up 18/trip & should be ready to go atleast 3trips in the morning

[‘Tunde Omotoye @TundeTASH]

The Nigerian Embassy in Shangai, China has not put up any notice on their website regarding the Coronavirus in Wuhan.

Are there no Nigerians in the city of Wuhan or neighboring cities?

And by the way, the website still shows Goodluck Jonathan as president.

[Dr.A🌹 @DrA_001]

I saw pediatrics female resident with gold coloured low cut and I instantly knew she has passed PLAB😂😂
That department has the most malignant humans

[Baba TICTAC💙🩵 @DrTSquare]

So, medics, yesterday I heard something.
Woman, age less than 45, para 32

[Dami @mokehdami]

@DrTSquare Whattt? 32??? How! 😮

[UGO @OrjiOkeOsisi]

“Not pale, anicteric, afebrile, well dehydrated”

Consultant: you say what?!

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Sometimes cheating starts by confiding in another person what you should be telling your partner.

Truth is, you know within yourself when you've crossed that line.

[Pete Otway @PeteOtway]

I just innocently told my wife that for the past 8 years I’ve thought it was okay to put bobbles and hair pins in the bin if they’re just left lying around.

Holy shit. What a moment.

[Dami @mokehdami]

It’s our 10% sir. We ain’t complaining

[Ugo @Sir_Fin]

So you guys legit give 10% of your wages to churches every month. 10 full percent. Mad o.

[Winnie @Winniecdo]

Girls who knowingly sleep with MARRIED MEN for money are always the champions of “Fight your husband and not the woman”. Yes this is true but it also protects them. They do not want to be disgraced 😂

[Dami @mokehdami]

This woman pops even without makeup!! Mysweetmama 😘

[Dami @mokehdami]

@asadoyi It’s an endless cycle I guess 😊