Emily

[Emily @mokipie]

@LIRR Wtf is happening with your Ronkonkoma trains. Is it going to Mineola? Is it not? I guess everyone is on a mystery adventure today.

[Emily @mokipie]

@realDonaldTrump 😂 child, please

[Emily @mokipie]

.@NYGovCuomo @NYCMayor Letting you know, @seanfeucht is coming from California and hosting a "worship" gathering in Washington Square Park tomorrow, 7/18 at 7pm.

He will not be quarantining as required by NY State. He has not told others to wear masks.

[Emily @mokipie]

.@NYCMayor @NYCSpeakerCoJo We have found out about your backdoor deal for a $1B budget cut and we do not accept. Putting money into DOE for school cops is not re-investing in our communities. We demand a #NYCBudgetJustice & nothing less. #DefundNYPD #PeoplesBudget

[Emily @mokipie]

@tiffanykyung Take a photo

[Emily @mokipie]

@lkraft24 @HamiltonMusical Lol yup!!!

[Emily @mokipie]

@tiffanykyung Did you win?

[Emily @mokipie]

@TDP_NYC please bring back the Mango Chili Lime doughnut! Give it a second chance! IT WAS SO GOOD. That's all.

[Emily @mokipie]

Me: why don't you hang out with your friends? Friends are fun!
@mongchacha: why would I do that when I can be by myself?
Me: Jesus had friends...
@mongchacha: yea, and they betrayed him.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Emily @mokipie]

I have the heart rate of a statue

[Emily @mokipie]

@jenisNYC We're here! Where are you?? 🍦

[Emily @mokipie]

It's kind of nice spending a whole day in wearing pajamas

[Emily @mokipie]

Phrases that need to die: "No offense, but..."
99.9% your next few words are going to be offensive and hurtful. Just don't do it.

[Emily @mokipie]

But actually, what. #thisfeelslikehighschool

[Emily @mokipie]

Tourists in New York City walk around like Sims characters

[Emily @mokipie]

@pokeworksco I never see lotus roots at your locations ☹ but all your photos show them 😭

[Emily @mokipie]

Why @MTA? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS??
"This F train will be an E train for the next 3 stops."
*gets to 53rd/5th ave*
"Just kidding - this train is just gonna become an E train"

[Emily @mokipie]

Every time I walk in NYC, it's clear that common sense is a myth.

[Emily @mokipie]

Someone from Lithuania keeps calling me. The last Lithuanian I knew was from elementary school but I doubt it's him. #Dovasisthatyou

[Emily @mokipie]

@NYCTSubway 63rd and Lex. No signs posted for the Queensbound F train. A bunch of people waiting.

[Emily @mokipie]

#theFmylifetrain at it again, except this time there were no signs posted. @MTA