fat fuck

pro retard

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[GoMango99 @GMango99]

valve please start making physical games it would be the funniest thing ever

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

the sexual tension between a bullet and my skull is so crazy rn

[fat fuck @moksemiy_]

Fuck this retarded sport

[boof @b_oof_]

mayonnaise is disgusting and if you eat it you're a pedophile

[World of Tanks @worldoftanks]

You can leave the tank, but the tank never leaves you… Become who you were meant to be!

[໊ @user0000O0]

what substance should i abuse to stop blaming myself

[fat fuck @moksemiy_]

Hell yeah

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Neon Genesis Evangelion’s theme has been voted the greatest anime song of all time

It beat out songs from Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, and Demon Slayer

[𓆩♡𓆪 @fairyprxncess]

A bee playing in soft fresh rose petals 🏵️

[⛸️ @icepirnce]

Heatwave whispering to my iphone battery and telling it to kill itself

[megan @diarrheamegan]

I piss red. I bleed shit. I white blue. The doctor says that's "abnormal"

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

How tf do you check your balls for cancer it all feels like cancer

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

gonna take a break from women to focus on substance abuse

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[* @ghettog0thh]

how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Art should harm the artist. The art should rebel against its creator

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

flushing my dead 60 lb dog down the toilet like its a fish